You know what, I guess I'm going to go walk around outside and wait until I find some idiot who thinks they’re awesome and totally capable of doing whatever they want because one time, back home, they saved a kitten from a drain pipe. I figure I can be nice and at least throw them out of the way before they get their head bashed in.
A good samaritan needs to help some of these people around here fish their brain cells out of the toilet they obviously dropped them in.