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Tweak says, "STOP REFRESHING!"

Malia Tate | Teen Wolf (wantsherfurcoat) wrote in paradisocomm,
@ 2016-03-28 22:35:00

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~malia tate (wantsherfurcoat), ~mandy slade (divine_miss), ~santana lopez (auntie_snixx), ~stiles stilinski (devoided), ~~scott mccall (blandly_moral)

Hi, I'm Malia.

I'm really not worried much about survival but I'm here to have lots of sex.

I've never had sex before so I've got some learning to do and I'm expecting some of you to help me.

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	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
	That's one thing I didn't expect, even in paradise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Well. Maybe you'll finally get that wish you made on your 12th birthday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 03:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid to even hope for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Look, apparently Malia found fresh water. She's in it. Naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Of course she is. Because Malia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Some things never change? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Dude... you're going to have to keep her from eating anyone. You know that, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I got that from Lydia too. Same thing as last time. "People are friends. Not food." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 03:36 am UTC (link)
	She doesn't like to be cold. FYI. You and your crazy werewolf body heat might come in handy if these tropical temperatures don't last. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
	DUDE! Oh man. It is pretty warm here. Getting her to keep her clothes on is going to be pretty impossible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Well, if we have to choose between her being naked and her eating people... I think naked is more socially acceptable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Yeah good point. You think if Derek shows up I'll be out Alpha'd in her opinion? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Can you imagine Derek's reaction if she was like "hey, you're an Alpha, let's have sex?" He would just give her that Derek glare. That might be kind of funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Actually that would be kind of hilarious. Now I want to see that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I feel pretty confident saying that no version of paradise I ever imagine included Derek Hale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Worse. Peter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:05 am UTC (link)
	DUDE. If Peter shows up here, I am so blaming you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Think he'd get a V neck tan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Ew. Can you imagine anyone wanting to have sex with him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Get someone drunk enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Scott. There aren't even houses here. You really think there's booze? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
	There's probably fruit. Fruit ferments. Lydia's like a chemistry genius. She could probably make some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I doubt that's high on the priority list. But if anyone can figure it out, it's Lydia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles blandly_moral 2016-03-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Well no. Not yet anyway. You should suggest it to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scott devoided 2016-03-29 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Why me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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blandly_moral, 2016-03-29 04:38 am UTC

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devoided, 2016-03-29 04:39 am UTC

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blandly_moral, 2016-03-29 12:19 pm UTC

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