ron weasley. (honestlyronald) wrote in parabolical, @ 2008-04-28 22:25:00 |
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Entry tags: | anakin skywalker, ron weasley |
Who: Ron Weasley and OTA.
What: A drunk Ron gets beaten up by an old lady with a cane.
When: Late afternoon.
Where: The streets.
Rating: TBD. There will be cursing though. This IS Ron. A very drunk Ron.
That was it. He was done with it. All of the weird people showing up, the stupid age differences between his friends and family, the future children, and the fact that they couldn't leave this sodding place no matter how hard they tried was more than enough for him. As soon as he had gotten the chance to slip away from the mansion, Ron hit the streets up as fast as possible and began to search for someone who would be able to buy him something that would help him make sense of the world. It was kind of strange that he couldn't go out and buy his own drinks here, but that didn't matter much. It seemed that the people around didn't have much problem with getting paid to purchase illegal beverages for minors. Which was weird for Ron, by the way. Since when was he a minor? He was eighteen years old, for Merlin's sake! The people in England would laugh at the way life worked over here half the time.
They didn't have firewhiskey, but that was all right. Ron tried the vodka instead and it worked just as well. He had been drinking for a while already in some park before he started to wander around again. It was getting harder and harder for him to walk straight and all of a sudden everything was a lot more funny to him than it was before. Ron didn't drink often, so it really didn't take a lot to make him drunk enough to drop down in the middle of the street and start laughing hysterically at a funny looking woman with a cane. The old lady tried to ignore him at first, but then after Ron started pointing and laughing at her she finally lost her temper and came after him. Bottle in hand, Ron sat up from his spot in the road and grinned off at the woman as she approached him. Before he knew what was happening, the woman raised her cane up over Ron's head and smacked him hard on the side of his face.
"Ow! What're you doing?" Ron yelped, shielding his head with his hands as he clumsily scrambled to his feet. "Geroff, you old windbag!"