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Hello again, Jenn (Blaise & Sally-Anne) here with character #3. His name is Geoffrey Hooper and he's the Gryffindor prat. :D Things to know about G-face here:

* His bestie is his cousin Elijah, and Wayne Hopkins (or so he says, what Wayne says is probably a different story)
* Works as an Unspeakable (re: paper-pusher for Dept of Mysteries)
* Swears he's hetero, but there might have been this one time at band camp... *cough*
* He's a total mama's boy, who still lives with the crazy lady
* Polyglot – speaks/reads English (obvs), Arabic, Cantonese, Dutch, French, German, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Scots Gaelic, Spanish, Swedish, and Turkish. Can read/understand Egyptian Hieroglyphs, Native American pictographs*, Farsi, Latin, Mandarin Chinese, Portuguese, Irish Gaelic, & supposedly Aramaic
* Avoided Azkaban by going to stay with his brother Nate in India, much to the dismay of both of them (however he did enjoy the time he spent at the excavation)
* Loves that musty old book smell. Loves that crisp new book smell. Loves the smell of books- period
* Can speak 436843185 WPM
* Morally ambiguous
* Bad with people - very bad
* Touches his face a lot
* Is also known for repeatedly snapping his fingers several times at once, when he gets a sudden bright idea, is attempting to remember something or to attract someone's attention
* Has a bit of an ego and generally thinks that he's smarter than everyone else
* Thinks everything is a challenge, is threatened when someone is better at him at just about anything, and can be considered petty
* Penchant for whining, complaining, being generally annoying and oblivious to the feelings of those around him
* Is rather good at Quidditch, particularly as a Keeper
* Too bad he's such a prat
* Likes History and life before the 21st (& 20th) century
* Doesn't really get on with his much older brothers (no surprise there), especially since neither of them are willing to take care of their mum like he does
* Is considering putting his mum in a home because he doesn't have the time to care for her anymore (but is at odds with this thought because he loves his mumsy and doesn't want to hurt her feelings... it's just that sometimes she doesn't even know who he is D:)
* Makes a good secret-keeper, surprisingly
* A hypochondriac, just a bit
* His boggart is a whale, he developed an irrational fear of being eaten by a whale after reading Moby Dick as a child

So lets here it- any friends? Exes? I know there've got to be plenty enemies- lets figure out why!

Hi! Jenn here (Blaise) with Sally-Anne Perks. She's the kid that didn't grow up, the animal lover, the protester, the loud mouth hippie who likes steak. Summary:

~ Lives with Victoria (Vix) Frobisher.
~ Has pretty much lost count as to the number of tattoos she has. The sleeve of her right arm is a collection of smaller tattoos surrounding an Alice (in Wonderland) and a dragon. She has a smaller collection on her left arm as well as one on her hip and two on her back. She's always thinking about what she'll get next.
~ Pretends that steak isn't the cute cuddly cow she saw at the farm yesterday.
~ Loves superheroes and comic books, especially the X-Men.
~ A big fan of take-away, because she can't cook to save her life.
~ Has no concept of saving money, spends it all on bills, tattoos, and food.
~ Thought Hagrid was the most awesome teacher ever.
~ Enjoys a good laugh, a good drink, and good friends.
~ Likes Paris in the springtime.
~ Can speak French... badly.
~ Wants to backpack the world someday- soon as she can find someone to keep up with her.
~ Is very short. Like, barely 5' short. And likes to wear gigantic heels (bought from consignment shops and hand-me-downs from friends) to trip around in since she's something of a klutz.
~ Wears glasses for when she needs to see- but can get away without wearing them sometimes.
~ "Besties" with Mssr Smith & Mssr Runcorn

LIKES: shiny objects. being loud and objectionable about random things. Star Wars and being forever known as Han Solo. jokes of all kinds (the good, the bad, the ugly). laughing at porn. getting sick on candy. never growing up. that funky white boy music. dancing for absolutely no reason at all. girls & boys & everybody sex. the crip & the regs depending on how much money she has. anyone who likes to get high with her. tattoos and other forms of body art. decorating the flat with paint everywhere.
DISLIKES: orderly conduct, science fiction as a general rule (SW doesn't count.. neither does X-Men). anything Herbology related. crisps. anti-muggleisms. playing by the rules. comments on her spelling. being quiet. last year's rent. insects in general (but especially when they're on her). being sober. not having money for the weed. broken pipes and clogged bongs.

YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH HER. I KNOW IT. ;D

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