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To: Eve Richards
From: Veronica Pym
Date: June 15th
( You have (3) new messages )

Going away for a bit. Don't know how long I'll be gone.

I'm pretty sure I just saw a demon that looked like my ex.

I shouldn't hit them in the face and then say oh sorry, I thought you were a demon, right?

( Mass text sent to all of Veronica's friends and teammates )

I'm going to be an irresponsible person for once in my life.

So I'm throwing an "I Survived the Semester" party.

[Address here]

Saturday, 7:00pm to whenever. You can crash on the couch if you need.

You break it, you replace it. :)

( Future Iron Man Merchandise? And Possible Sidekick? )

This post sponsored by the Stark siblings overdosing on candy, alcohol and the internet. Tune in next week when we discuss our father's future career options (Mime? Priest?) and she lectures me about my love life.