What it says on the tin. This game has been way too nice lately. Why don't you hit each other a little bit?
How to Play First: Roll a number between 1 and 5 with the RNG. Second: If your number hasn't been posted, start a new thread with the number in the header. If someone's already posted your number, that's your opponent! Third: Scope out the options below, roll again and FIGHT. Also: If your thread gets particularly brutal or explicit, throw some courtesy warnings in the header. idk, use your discretion.
The Arenas These are in order from friendly to antagonistic, so adjust your parameters accordingly or leave it wide open for maximum carnage.
1. Board Games Did you just blue shell me, motherfucker? This quiet night in might get a little heated. Monopoly can destroy friendships in one long, soul-crushing night, or it was time to get a new Wiimote anyway. 2. In The Ring This is a refereed match, so fight clean and fight well. Or don't; you want to win, don't you? 3. Fight Club No shirts, no shoes, fights will go on as long as they have to. If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. 4. Slap Slap Kiss There's something a little...spicy about this fight. A little extra passionate. A little extra sexy. 5. I Knew It! A betrayal! Your opponent stole your SO, spread a nasty rumour or was Loki all along. Show them you're not going to take that shit anymore. 6. Stop Right There, Villain! A classic good vs. evil; one of you has robbed a bank, kidnapped a princess or committed some other nefarious crime and must be brought to justice. 7. Nemeses This is a long standing rivalry finally coming to a head. This ends now. For good. 8. And Now To Outline My Evil Plan Your opponent has you in their clutches and you have seconds (or a long monologue) to free yourself, fight your way through the possible henchmen and take them out before they press the End of the World button. 9. To The Death The other fights might be a little open ended, but one of you is leaving this one in a box. Well, if there's anything left of you. 10. Your Choice Pick a scenario for yourself, or go back to the beginning and roll again!