Thor Odinson (godsfliptables) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2013-06-01 21:26:00 |
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The camera adds ten pounds
Characters: Thor, OTA
Setting: Downtown Manhattan
Content: Camp, Squid death?
Summary: Thor has arrived and is ready for his close up
--WE NOW JOIN THIS LIVE ACTION NEWS REPORT ALL READY IN PROGRESS--
"-since early this morning. Eye witness reports estimate the squid to be a least 600 feet in length, and some claim it may be the same one that has been terrorizing Manhattan over the last decade. S.H.I.E.L.D. agents insist that the previous squid was terminated. We advise all residence to- o-oh god!"
The reporter was grabbed suddenly by a large tentacle and dragged screaming off screen. The camera jerked as the cameraman jogged back, only to stop in his tracks as a figure appeared out of thin air before him, sending out a shockwave of blue light from the encased cube he carried.
He took a moment to get his barrings, looking skywards and then to the camera man. "What is that beast?" he asked, gesturing with his hammer. The camera shook, and off screen the cameraman swore. "Is that fucking Thor?? A giant fucking squid, and mothering Thor? Fuck, Ronnie, I want a raise."
Thor frowned, and clapped the man on the shoulder. "Don't fret, I will deal with this beast. Your-" he eyed the camera, "-Weapon...seems ill served to this task. Hold this. Guard it with your life mortal." He passed off the tesseract, and took up Mjolnir, swigging it round his head and flying off towards the giant squid.
"....Are you guys getting this???"