merc_withamouth (merc_withamouth) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2010-03-05 10:14:00 |
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Entry tags: | z: om1: !closed, z: om1: location: new york, z: om1: past character: jubilation lee, z: om1: past character: paige guthrie, z: om1: past character: wade wilson |
Deadpool hasn't pissed anyone off yet today. Let's fix that.
Characters: Deadpool and OPEN to all
Setting: A public square in Central Park
Content: Extreme Political Incorrectness and Swedish Fish
Summary: Deadpool offers his own alternative to the pending mutant cures.
What with all the anti-mutant legislation buzz going around, and even worse--the rumors of a mutant cure--Deadpool has decided that it's time to take some action. Which, in Deadpool's case, means specifically not taking action, while pissing off as many people as possible.
He's set up a stand in a busy area of Central Park, set up with little cups of a mysterious purple liquid (grape juice, but don't tell anyone that), and a pill dispenser filled with Swedish Fish (very high-tech operation, this one). Making use of his holographic disguise thingy, he has suited himself as a very nerdy middle-aged salesman, complete with orange striped bowtie and obnoxious Hawaiian shirt, and he is proceeding to try to push his product on anyone who will listen (or, as the case may be, anyone within a twenty yard radius with working ears).
"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and receive your very own mutant superpowers! That's right, if you've always wanted superpowers, now is your chance! Feel overlooked, forgotten, and just plain average? Morton's Miracle Mutations can solve that! Guaranteed to unlock your unique mutant potential! Results may vary. Please consult your doctor before starting any new medication. Not recommended for pregnant women, the elderly, or persons with leprosy. Do not operate heavy machinery within three hours of mutation."