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Tweak says, "Oh no you didn't!"

Mary Mary (cockleshell) wrote in noncompos_ooc,
@ 2008-08-13 20:54:00

HEY GUYS.

It's Rebekah. I thought.. You know. Our Gryffindors are a bit silent! So I took it upon myself to fix this. Please welcome Mary MacDonald. She is a bit of a loud-mouth. A bit of a ~~slut~~ friendly person. I mean, okay. Slut is a harsh word. She's just very loose with her attentions. She takes it when it comes and all. It's rather well known, to be honest. So feel free to gossip about her. She'll be amused. Mary is pretty sweet though. If uhm. You get over her outlandish personality.

OKAY YAY. Her profile is really amusing if you care to read it.

Also, on an amusing note. From the nursery rhyme: "The 'cockleshells' were believed to be instruments of torture which were attached to the genitals!"

:D

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	keeping_score 2008-08-13 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Lmao. Stunning. Loved it. Rivetting. Two thumbs up. Yay. Anyways. Pearl: hates Severus: hates Rodolfuzz: ignores Gladys: Probs to be lovin. I think Mary needs to teach Gladdy how to be a girl, because clearly she has no clue. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cockleshell 2008-08-13 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Do you.. think Mary knows how to be a girl? Listen, if Gladys wants to know about sex, for sure Mary can help. Otherwise, she hasn't got a sodding clue. "And so, Glads, this is what we call the G-spot..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keeping_score 2008-08-13 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO. I meant like. Not being ladylike, because Gladdy will never be that. But. Scoring with blokes? Getting into Sirius Black's trousers? ~~And Kirley's?~~ Yes, that kind of being a girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cockleshell 2008-08-13 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	OH. For sure. We can remedy that. "So, the key to getting a bloke, is to.. say 'hey, you interested?' and then they usually say yes." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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