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Mary Mary (cockleshell) wrote in noncompos_ooc,
@ 2008-08-13 20:54:00

HEY GUYS.

It's Rebekah. I thought.. You know. Our Gryffindors are a bit silent! So I took it upon myself to fix this. Please welcome Mary MacDonald. She is a bit of a loud-mouth. A bit of a ~~slut~~ friendly person. I mean, okay. Slut is a harsh word. She's just very loose with her attentions. She takes it when it comes and all. It's rather well known, to be honest. So feel free to gossip about her. She'll be amused. Mary is pretty sweet though. If uhm. You get over her outlandish personality.

OKAY YAY. Her profile is really amusing if you care to read it.

Also, on an amusing note. From the nursery rhyme: "The 'cockleshells' were believed to be instruments of torture which were attached to the genitals!"

:D

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	keeping_score 2008-08-13 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Lmao. Stunning. Loved it. Rivetting. Two thumbs up. Yay. Anyways. Pearl: hates Severus: hates Rodolfuzz: ignores Gladys: Probs to be lovin. I think Mary needs to teach Gladdy how to be a girl, because clearly she has no clue. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cockleshell 2008-08-13 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Do you.. think Mary knows how to be a girl? Listen, if Gladys wants to know about sex, for sure Mary can help. Otherwise, she hasn't got a sodding clue. "And so, Glads, this is what we call the G-spot..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keeping_score 2008-08-13 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO. I meant like. Not being ladylike, because Gladdy will never be that. But. Scoring with blokes? Getting into Sirius Black's trousers? ~~And Kirley's?~~ Yes, that kind of being a girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cockleshell 2008-08-13 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	OH. For sure. We can remedy that. "So, the key to getting a bloke, is to.. say 'hey, you interested?' and then they usually say yes." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kirls 2008-08-13 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I THINK KIRLEY WANTS TO SEX HER. I mean, be her friend. Narcissa does not like her at all. And Caradoc...well honestly I have no idea. :P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cockleshell 2008-08-13 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	WELL THEN THEY SHOULD. Er.. Yeah. Friend.. Mary has sex with all her male friends. So like..? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caradork 2008-08-13 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	SO LIKE THEY TOTALLY SHOULD, AMIRITE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cockleshell 2008-08-13 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	WELL YEAH. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	asinstra 2008-08-15 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mary sounds like a lot of fun, I think Aurora would like her a lot, and Andromeda is way too old to have an opinion! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cockleshell 2008-08-15 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Mary enjoys friends of all varieties! I'm sure she'd adore Aurora. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blackestknight 2008-08-21 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	I think Sirius and Mary shall get along rather nicely. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-08-21 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	:D QUITE WELL, I'D SAY. She fancies him a bit. I mean, she'd love to shag him, is what I'm saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackestknight 2008-08-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	I mean. Let's be honest. Don't we all? :D And he doesn't put up much of a fight. ;D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-08-21 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Mary is so pleased with life right now. So many boys, so little time! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackestknight 2008-08-21 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure she'll work something out. (Reply to this) (Parent)