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Tweak says, "your mum is a sock puppet"

Marc Spector / Steven Grant / Jake Lockley (summon_the_suit) wrote in noexits,
@ 2022-08-02 15:10:00

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!network post, critical role: laudna, marvel (tv/movies): marc spector, our flag means death: edward teach, the magicians: margo hanson, ₴ inactive: lara croft, → week 042 (pilot - the lonely city)

THE LONELY CITY - DAY 1
Steven's gone, I think I'm cured. He's been a part of my life since I was a kid, it's weird not having him around. My thoughts are quiet.

Khonshu's gone, too. And I have some sort of administrative job at City Hall. I finally have a regular life.

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	ovaryup 2022-08-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	He can, but have you seen this schedule? I'm not going to have a spare moment for a bathroom break. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-03 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I have, that's why I'm hiding. You need an empty bottle? A bedpan? Let me grab a cup of coffee and I'll head back to your office. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I swear on Khonshu's non corporeal ass that if you bring me a bedpan, you'll have to stay in the room while I pee. GRAB ME ONE TOO, please? You will be my favorite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-03 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Hate to break it to you, but Khonshu's ass, or any other part of him, isn't around! How do you know I don't like that sort of thing. (By the way, I don't) Only if you promise me you'll take a normal bathroom break. You take your coffee black? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-03 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm usually a pretty good judge of character to know what kind of things some people might be into just by talking to them. Call it a gift. Actually, get someone else to get us both coffee. You're my admin, you get to boss people around too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-03 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh good. Now I can be paranoid about you being able to read my kinks, too. I'm already at the coffee pot. I'm not really a boss people around person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-03 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I already knew Steven's. Fine. This time. But interns get coffee next time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-03 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Steven has kinks??? You mean the intern whose name is literally Joe Intern? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-03 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	They generally involve a woman. There's a Jane Intern, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-03 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I want to hear any more about that. Is squicked out still a phrase? Are they related? I'm going to bed they're not. I just met a Ms. File-report. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-03 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, hon. Everything is cancel culture these days, and sure some things should be cancelled, but where's the good old days where it was just squick? Something you didn't like. I bet they aren't either. At least my Admin's not Mr. Administrator. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-04 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm not going to yuck somebody's yum, but ~~knowing about Steven's kinks is like knowing your little brother's~~ yeah. I'd rather not think about it. That's me, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-07 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Yuck someone's yum. Look who's up to date on slang. I get it. It's like thinking about a twin who shares your body. That's you, curly hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-07 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	I heard the saying from somebody on Tik Tok. It's what the cool kids are into. OH WOW! Thanks for clarifying! I would NEVER have guessed you were talking about me. I could've mistaken it for some OTHER curly haired dude who shares a body with somebody else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-08 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Has anyone else ever heard you say that? You don't at the moment. Share one with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	summon_the_suit 2022-08-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
	[...] No. I think I like the idea that he's still around. He is, after all, a part of me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ovaryup 2022-08-09 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Good. Don't let anyone else hear it. The soft, squishy side of Marc Specter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private summon_the_suit 2022-08-12 03:00 am UTC (link)
	More like the side of Marc Spector who dealt with the brunt of his childhood trauma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. ovaryup 2022-08-12 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Seems like a common thread for the men in my life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. summon_the_suit 2022-08-12 03:04 am UTC (link)
	It must be your magnetic personality, boss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. ovaryup 2022-08-12 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I'm fucking amazing, but I didn't have a shit childhood. I had the shit adolescence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. summon_the_suit 2022-08-12 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Sorry to hear that. Not the amazing part, because so far from what I've seen you are, particularly as Mayor. I mean about the shit. Nobody deserved that. Especially as kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ovaryup
2022-08-12 03:22 am UTC (link)

I ruled a kingdom where I'm from. First, it was given to Eliot and he made me High Queen. And I found I was really fucking good at it. Listening to what was going on in the kingdom, figuring out ways to help and fix things. The diplomatic shit sucked, I left that for Eliot, but the rest of it... Hell, I liked it. Then after getting deposed, Eliot ran for High King against the asshole who got us deposed, and I won with write-ins. I felt like I fucking earned it.

There's a reason I keep people at arm's length so don't take it personally. Or do. It just proves that I was right to hit first.

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	PRIVATE. summon_the_suit 2022-08-12 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	That's pretty amazing. Running a kingdom? That's pretty bad ass. I have trouble balancing my checkbook. That's great you've found something you're good at and you enjoy. Excuse my ignorance, but you were elected King? Isn't that usually a birthright sort of deal? I don't blame you one bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ovaryup
2022-08-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)

It's usually a Children of Earth bullshit thing, and Fillorians hated it. Rightfully, if you ask me. Outsiders ruling your kingdom? What the fuck. The Pickwicks usually take care of shit between Children of Earth rulers, and that's who deposed us. They promised an election — Tick Pickwick and Eliot ran against one another. Imagine everyone's ~~especially mine~~ surprise when the talking animals were the deciding vote.

So Steven's the one who got to live the unknowing life, huh? I'd say it must be nice, but ignorance isn't bliss. It's just ignorance.

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