[Shaky video clip of a Halfling Bard and a Human Barbarian each with an arm wrapped around the neck of a Unicorn singing some semi-indecipherable tavern song. Lots of yelling. Fists pounding on tables. Wenches howling with laughter. Someone has even dragged a trough in full of ale so the Unicorn can get completely sloshed with the rest of them. Yes, the Unicorn is singing, too. Voice might even be a little familiar. Who's holding the phone? Who knows, but they clearly don't know how to keep it steady and they keep snorting like a pig. Isn't it a bit early in the morning for this?]
HO HO HO THEE OF IRKALLAAAAAA HAVE A DRINK WITH ME HIP-HOORAY-HALAAAA IN THE HARBOUR AT THE NOB IN THE BARRENS? NO SIR, BOB! BUT MIND YOURSELF OR YOU'LL BE ROBBED HO HO HO BE THEE SHORT OR TALL IF YOU DRINK WILL US THEN MIND THE WALL LEST YOU TAKE A NASTY FALL OUTSIDE THE GATES OF IRKALLAAAAAA A DRINK A DRINK TWO DRINKS OR THREE! HO HO HO THEE OF IRKALLAAAAAA HAVE A DRINK WITH ME HIP-HOORAY-HALAAAA