rick sanchez (portalgun) wrote in noexits, @ 2021-10-02 21:17:00 |
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PIRATES: DAY 1; Middle of the Night
Judging by the stars, we're a few hundred years ago on Earth. Still doesn't tell me shit about where we are, but it's too hot to be north or south poles. Portal gun's still working, but since I can't set coordinates, I'm testing blind. Open ocean everywhere I've gone so far.
GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING PIRATE SHIP. I HATE PIRATES WITH A PASSION.