04 December 2010 @ 08:22 pm
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Title: Slayer – Love Hurts (And Then The Mop Goes Into The Dragon)
Author: [info]aldiara
Recipient: [info]ktbob
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Roman Wild, Deniz Öztürk, Marc Hagendorf, Isabelle Steinkamp, Tom Reichenbach, Vanessa Steinkamp, Florian Wild, Marian Öztürk; Deniz/Roman, *Roman/Marc, Marc/Tom* [highlight for hinted-at other pairings]
Summary: Being an account of what transpired at the Öztürk/Wild household and elsewhere after certain events inconveniently recalling the recent past. A story involving ice musicals, skating games, bitchy skaters, clueless computer nerds, stage drama, porn, dragons, horses, untimely revelations, need for closure, questionable likelihood of attaining closure, and Many Many Issues.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Excessive musical cheesiness. Defilement of sacred kitchen appliances.
Word Count: 44,000
Author's Notes: Diverges from canon sometime past episode 1020, although Jenny's disappearance still happened. For the purposes of this fic, Katja never returned from Halle, and the Frank=Franziska reveal has already taken place. Additional author's notes and beta credits (<33333) to follow after reveals. All ludicrous flaws regarding descriptions of skating, localities and ice show production belong to author.



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Linda: Love's a bitch![info]vitacrudelis on December 4th, 2010 04:01 pm (UTC)
HOLY FUCK 44,000 WORDS? And it's worth every single one. I mean WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ICE MUSICAL! JUST THE TITLE IS PURE GENIUS! And messed-up boys! \o/ I just have keyboard spazz for your DeRoMarc stuff. ASKMFGLAKGLEWULG:EWHGO)WGUJF:;KSDFKZ I declare your fic as my canon, yupp.

And EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I love the Deniz/Vanessa friendship. The banter, the support, Vanessa being all "Dude, solve your problems!"

And heeee, Aida as wardrobe mistress. <3

AND OMG I LOVE TOM! <333 Just adorable and clumsy. And he wants to save the dragon, d'aw. "I'm on a horse!" BEST LINE EVER. TOMARC IS MY NEW OTP.

AND IZZIE! ISABELLE JUST SPARKLES! :DDD (But LOLOL, waterproof mascara. Where are the mascara tears? How am I supposed to believe her emotions? =P)

AND OMG THE MUSICAL NUMBERS! <3 I need these DVD extras right nao.

And ahahahahahahahahah, how much do I love the fact that we actually have heavy snowfall in early December? This actually happens never. This amuses me greatly.

MYSTERY AUTHOR, I LOVE YOU! <33333
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