I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS WEDDING. THERE NEEDS, *NEEDS* TO BE A WEDDING-POST AT SOME POINT. YOU CANNOT STAY ENGAGED FOREVER, DON'T YOU WATCH SOAPS? ONE OF YOU WILL GET ALL RESTLESS AND, "BUT YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME ANYMORE!" AND THE OTHER'LL BE ALL, "BUT I DO, I DO!! I PROPOSED, DIDN'T I? LOOKIT! RING! ILU!!!!!!" AND THEN THE OTHER'LL BE LIKE, "YOU JUST PROPOSED ON A WHIM, DIDN'T YOU?? BECASUE YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT I WANTED!! BUT WHAT DO *YOU* WANT? WILL...WILL BEING WITH ME MAKE YOU HAPPY? ARE WE READY FOR THIS??" AND THEN THE CONVERSATION'LL END ALL, "OMG, BEBE, OF COURSE I DO, OF COURSE WE ARE! I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE THAT FIRST YT COMMENTSPAM WE SHARED. REMEMBER THAT? WE WERE INAPPROPRIATELY SHIPPING AND MAKING LEWD COMMENTS AND PUTTING DIRTY GESTURES IN ASTERISKS... IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST COMMENTSPAM!!!"
Uuh. That thing I said about not having much to say? I should never even have thought about that as a possiblity in the first place; I am me, after all.