21 May 2010 @ 12:21 am
SEXY RESULTS OMG!  


THE VOTES HAVE BEEN TABULATED, THE BANNERS HAVE BEEN SLAVED OVER (SO YOU BETTER LOVE THEM HAHA) AND FINALLY THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED.

But before we get to the first award, we have to have the opening monologue right? And I just want to firstly say, OMG HOW AWESOME IS OUR FANDOM? ARE WE SEXY OR WHAT? I originally was not going to make so many award banners but because of the amount of talent in the nominations, I thought everyone deserved a little something something. So there's First Place and Runner-Up banners, plus Nomination banners for each category. Because you guys rock. XDXDXD

Secondly, speaking of banner making, not even with the power of 100 AWZ cracky dream sequences would the SEXY RESULTS be remotely ready if it weren't for [info]graspthethorn's help. She showed up in the nick of time and saved my ass. <3333333333

Thirdly, please, please, please, please, for the love of all things Essen, save your banners and upload them to your own servers. Do not max out my photobucket account, bitte! <3

OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SHUP NOW AND GET TO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR...

HERE ARE YOUR SEXY WINNERS!

FIC


BEST FIC OVERALL



THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CHAPTERED/SERIES


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ESSEN UNDEAD: TALES FROM THE FLATCRYPT BY KTBOB (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ONE-SHOT


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ECHOES BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DRABBLE/FICLET


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BOARDING BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD) AND MIRRORS BY GIORGIAKERR (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ 17 DEGREES BY KTBOB (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST GERMAN FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ANDERS BY PLACEBO (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HASE UND IGEL BY HEARTBREAK (AWARD) AND ICH TRÄUME VON DIR BY ANTITEB (AWARD) AND RAUCHZEICHEN BY TOT (AWARD)

SINCE ALL NOMINEES WON A BANNER, I FIGURED YOU GUYS DIDN'T NEED ANOTHER ONE. ;)


BEST ENGLISH FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DERO FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BOARDING BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST OTHER SLASH/FEMSLASH


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ CORRECTIONS BY SPAGHETTITOES (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ CASUAL ACQUAINTANCE BY SPAGHETTITOES (AWARD) AND SILK BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST HET


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ CAPTIVE BY LILITHILIEN (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST GEN FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ TOO MUCH BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ ECHOES BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CRACK FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ MEETING SUNRISE BY KTBOB (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ANGST FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ AFTERGLOW BY LADYLESTAT01 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ROMANCE FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ CAPTIVE BY LILITHILIEN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ 17 DEGREES BY KTBOB (AWARD) AND MIRRORS BY GIORGIAKERR (AWARD)

SINCE YOU ALL GOT BANNERS, I SKIPPED OVER NOMINATION ONES FOR THIS CATEGORY AS WELL.


BEST PWP FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BOARDING BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST HUMOUR FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ESSEN UNDEAD: TALES FROM THE FLATCRYPT BY KTBOB (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ STUFF ABOUT THINGS BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DENIZ CHARACTERIZATION


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ 17 DEGREES BY KTBOB (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD) AND MIRRORS BY GIORGIAKERR (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ROMAN CHARACTERIZATION


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ LÜGEN BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST OTHER CHARACTERIZATION


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WHAT OLGA KNOWS BY SUNSETDAWN20 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ ECHOES BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


VIDS



BEST AWZ VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WALK THROUGH THE FIRE BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ THE BEST WE EVER HAD BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CANON VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ NEED YOU NOW BY GEEKCHICK1013 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ THERE'S A CHANCE I'LL START TO WONDER BY LILITHILIEN (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST AU VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WALK THROUGH THE FIRE BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ DIRTBAGS NEED LOVE TOO BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD) AND NO PLACE LIKE NEW YORK BY DENNIS GRABOSCH (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DERO VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ DAS EIS LÜGT NICHT BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD) AND MY IMMORTAL BY CHACCIO (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ NEED YOU NOW BY GEEKCHICK1013 (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST OTHER PAIRING


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ LARS & OLIVER II BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ GOODBYE, BABE BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST GEN VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ THE BEST WE EVER HAD BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ANGST VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ SHINE BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ MY IMMORTAL BY GEEKCHICK1013 (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CRACK/HUMOUR VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ CRACKY TEASER FOR LILITHILIEN BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ NO PLACE LIKE NEW YORK BY DENNIS GRABOSCH (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ROMANCE VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL BY MCA7X59 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ DAS EIS LÜGT NICT BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


ART/GRAPHICS



BEST ICON


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BLOG BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD), BEKA BY BMSHIPPER (AWARD), CEILING!NINA BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD), LARS IS BROODING AND AWESOME BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD), AND MARC'S TO-DO LIST BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ FANGIRL!NINA BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST BANNER/MANIP


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ GAY FIGURE SKATER BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD) AND STEINKAMPS COMPEL YOU BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST FANART


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ JENNY SKATES BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD) AND IN THE SHOWER BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ DERO 750 BY HAESSELMAAS (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD




OMG SO THAT'S IT! THE END OF THE 2ND ANNUAL SEXYS! ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES ARE ENCOURAGED IN THE COMMENTS AND ALSO IF I SCREWED ANYTHING UP, LET ME KNOW SO I CAN FIX IT.

<3333333333 UNTIL NEXT SPRING, LOVELIES!
 
 
Current Mood: WHEEEEE
 
 
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[info]graspthethorn on May 21st, 2010 02:03 pm (UTC)
OMG OMG OMG
I AM SO SO UPSET I DID NOT WIN BEST HET
I MEAN REALLY
I AM DISTRAUGHT AT THIS INJUSTICE
HDU FANDOM
HOW VERY DARE YOU


HAHAHHAHAHAAHA YESSSS WELL DONE EVERYONE!!! <33333333333333333 ILUUUU ALL YOU WONDERFUL TALENTED BUNCH OF PEOPLE *MWAH*



(ALSO, SHELLY, AHAHAHAHA YOU CAN REALLY TELL WHICH ONES I MADE AND WHICH ONES YOU MADE BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY PUT THE RIGHT CHARACTERS ON THINGS -- DENIZ AND ROMAN ON A DERO WINNER, ETC -- WHILST I'VE JUST SHOVED CELINE EVERYWHERE HAHAHAHA OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FOR LETTING ME DO THAT? AHAHAHHAHAHAA)
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Lilith: actor-madlen[info]lilithilien on May 21st, 2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
I LOVE THAT CELINE IS EVERYWHERE LOL!

(ON A SIDE NOTE, I HATE THAT YOU MISSED OUR APRIL FOOL'S CHANNEL SWITCH TO THE CELINE LAFFORT CHANNEL. BUT YOU CAN STILL SEE THE FEATURED VID. WATCH TO THE VERY END!!!!!!!!!!!)
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RedCouchAddict: AWZ - Ben Huh?[info]redcouchaddict on May 21st, 2010 04:33 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAH! BUT DO NOT FEAR - SHE HAS HER VERY OWN YT CHANNEL: CelineLaffortAWZ's Channel

BUT DO NOT CLICK!!!!HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Lilith: awz-zombie diet[info]lilithilien on May 21st, 2010 04:37 pm (UTC)
I AM SAD THAT SHELLY'S VID IS NOT FAVOURITED HERE.

(AND HIGHLY AMUSED THAT THE FEATURED VID IS A HORSE. LOLOLOLOLOLOL)
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - deniz is 4 years old[info]sdk on May 21st, 2010 06:16 pm (UTC)
YES OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT CELINE!LOVING PERSON. CLEARLY MY CELINE!VID IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER! HAHAHAHAHA. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE PUT A HORSE IN IT. DAMN IT ALL!
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Amilee[info]amilee123 on May 22nd, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
Apparently her 4 subscribers like horses? IDEK! HAHA, oh Celine, you're always good for a laugh LOLOLOLOLOL.
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[info]graspthethorn on May 21st, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC)
LOL DO YOU THINK SHE WILL FRIEND ME BACK IF I ADD HER? OMGGGG I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY A CELINE-ORIENTATED YT CHANNEL EVEN EXISTS
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Amilee[info]amilee123 on May 22nd, 2010 02:22 am (UTC)
I think it may be another unfortunate result of Maximum+Vodka.
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[info]graspthethorn on May 21st, 2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM GLAD YOU ARE ENJOYING THE CELINEFEST :DDDD~ SHE IS MY FAVE CHARACTER AFTER ALL DUHHHH

OMGGG AT ALL THE CELINE HATE IN THE COMMENTS :CCCCC I AM HEARTBROKEN THAT I MISSED ALL THIS OMG. WHAT ELSE HAVE I MISSED, BB? I BET LOADS OF INTERESTING WANK HAS HAPPENED, HASN'T IT? DDDDDD: OMG SO UNFAIR I AM GOING TO HAVE TO READ SO MANY YOUTUBE COMMENTS TO CATCH UP ON IT ALL >:C LOL

AND OKAY OKAY I WILL WATCH THAT VID PROPERLY IN A MIN BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I AM ACTUALLY WATCHING THE FINAL ASHES TO ASHES AND OMG IT IS SO GOOD AND I AM SO CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING OMGGGGG PLOT TWIST I DID NOT SEE HAPPENING OMGGGGGGGG
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Lilith: awz-lena[info]lilithilien on May 21st, 2010 08:54 pm (UTC)
I THOUGHT LENA WAS YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER?!! *FEELS ALL BETRAYED NOW*

HAHAHAHAH OMG YES WE'VE HAD SO MUCH WANK, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALDI AND I ARE TOTALITARIAN DICTATORS AND RULE EKP WITH AN IRON FIST? OH GOD THAT WAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS WANKSTORM EVER. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IT PALES IN COMPARISON TO SPAGHETTIGATE LOL!

OMG I AM REFRESHING MADLY FOR A2A. CANNOT WAIT!!!
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[info]graspthethorn on May 21st, 2010 09:07 pm (UTC)
OMG OMG YES IDK LENA AND CELINE ARE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON IN MY HEAD, NOWADAYS. THEY KINDA MERGE TOGETHER AT THE EDGES. AND I'VE JUST REALISED I DON'T HAVE AN ICON WITH BOTH OF THEM ON. OMG. GIVE ME A SEC.

AND OMG OMG OMG TELL ME ALL ABOUT THIS WANK. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TYRANNY PLS! AND WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT ME AND THIS FANDOM THAT I READ THAT AS "IRON FISTING" OMGGGG. WHAT HAVE I MISSED??? AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE AS GREAT AS SPAGHETTIGATE. EVER. THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WANK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

AND A2A IS SO SO GOOD AND IT WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD AND YOU WILL LOVE IT! I SWEAR!!!
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Lilith: lom-gene hunt[info]lilithilien on May 22nd, 2010 02:56 am (UTC)
MY MIND JUST GOT THE MOST FABULOUS BLOWJOB IN THE UNIVERSE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE. GENE FUCKING HUNT IS THE MAN!

HAHAHAHAHA WANKSTORM 2010, IT WAS GRAND! SOMEONE CLAIMS TO HAVE SPENT $50,000 ON A FOCUS GROUP THAT PROVES SCIENTIFICALLY THAT DENNIS GRABOSCH IS NOT ATTRACTIVE, AND IS MAD BECAUSE HE CAN'T POST ABOUT IT ON OUR CHANNEL. LOL ROSEBACK LOL!
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Lilith: awz-dirty dero hater[info]lilithilien on May 22nd, 2010 02:57 am (UTC)
(AND I MEANT ROSEBACH IN CASE THAT WASN'T BLINGBLIVIOUS.)
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[info]graspthethorn on May 22nd, 2010 12:32 pm (UTC)
OMG WHAAAA?? WHO IS THIS BLOKE WITH HIS FOCUS GROUP? WHY IS SO HE ANGRY AT DENNIS? AHAHHAHAHA
LINKS PLS??? I'M SO SAD I MISSED THIS, IT SOUNDS AMAZING <33333

BUT YESSSSS "ROSEBACK" IS AMAZING AHAHAHAHHA EVEN IF IT SOUNDS BIZARRE OUTLOUD WHATEV I'M KEEPING IT.


AND YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A2A WAS SO FLIPPING AMAZING Y/Y? I DID NOT SEE THAT PLOT TWIST HAPPENING AT ALL AND SO I WAS ALL "WHAAAAAAAAAAA?" BEFORE EVERYTHING CLICKED. AND OMG. GENE. "I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR MURDERING MY CAR". <3333333333333
I'M GOING TO MISS IT SO MUCH :'C FRIDAY NIGHTS WILL NOT BE THE SAME W/OUT IT. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET A SOCIAL LIFE!!!
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Lilith: awz-ndfug[info]lilithilien on May 22nd, 2010 05:14 pm (UTC)
WE DELETED THE COMMENTS, WHICH IS WHAT CAUSED THE WANKTASTIC EXPLOSION. YOU KNOW WE'VE ALWAYS HAD TWO RULES: (1) NO SPOILERS AND (2) DON'T DISS THE ACTORS' APPEARANCES. WHILE WE WERE AT THE NYC THING AND SHELLY WAS BUSY MOVING WE WEREN'T BABYSITTING THE CHANNEL, AND THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT TO RANT AT LENGTH. WHEN WE SAW, ALDI DELETED THE NASTY THREAD AND THREATENED TO ADD RULE #3: DON'T BE STUPID. AND OMG THE WAILS OF ANGUISH THAT ERUPTED! BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE'RE TOTALITARIAN AND A MOUTHPIECE FOR RTL AND NOT A DEMOCRACY AND WANKWANKWANK. OH ROSE. WHY?
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - dennis has nipples of steel[info]sdk on May 21st, 2010 04:13 pm (UTC)
HAHAHHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.
CLEARLY THIS IS A CRUEL CRUEL WORLD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY RENETE!SMELL DIDN'T WIN BEST HET. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT NOT THE BEST FIC EVER? <333

ALDI PROCLAIMED THAT WE MUST HAVE A "SO WRONG" CATEGORY NEXT YEAR SO SPECIAL THINGS LIKE THIS DON'T GET LEFT OUT. HAHAAHHAHAA.

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(HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR BANNERS! I WAS SO HAPPY YOU CAME ON BOARD BECAUSE I KNEW THEY'D BE CRACKY OF COURSE! AND FULL OF CELINE. I WANTED TO USE ONE CELINE/RICHARD PIC FOR SOMETHING BUT DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS, SEE, AND I KNEW YOU HAD NO SUCH SHAME! HAHAHAHA. ALSO I AM QUITE AMUSED THAT WE BOTH MADE EACH OTHER THE SAME JENNY BANNER HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.)
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[info]graspthethorn on May 21st, 2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I HADN'T NOTICED THE JENNY THING! GREAT MINDS AND ALL THAT *EYEBROW WAGGLE* AND LOL @ BEING TOO SCARED TO USE CELINE AHAHAHAHAHAH BABE THAT IS SO BIZARRE

AND I KNOW, RIGHT, WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR RENATE!SMELL??? I MEAN, NOTHING ELSE CAME CLOSE TO HOW VERY SEXY AND DELICIOUS THAT FIC WAS. PFFT. SILLY FANDOM.

BUT YES YES ALDI IS RIGHT, WE MUST HAVE AN "OMG NO WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS?" CATEGORY NEXT YEAR. I'LL PROBABLY FORGET BETWEEN NOW AND NEXT SPRING SO YOU MUST REMEMBER FOR ME! YES!

AND ANYWAY ANYWAY WELL DONE FOR PUTTING THIS ALL TOGETHER!!!! ILUUUUUU<333333333333333333
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