“Hello? Hi. This is Tommy and Jay, and we were up looking for Uncle Jake... uh, newest Uncle Jake, I mean, and we checked the bar and we found a new rift just outside it!”
[In the background] “Tell them it leads to a town.”
“Yeah, okay. It leads to a town-”
[Muffled but audible] “The outskirts of it anyway. It was a bit of a walk.”
"Yeah, but it wasn't
too bad. But I dunno what town it is, I didn't see any signs anywhere and there weren’t any obvious landmarks that I could see. It just looked like a town.”
“Not a big town though.”
“No, it wasn’t that big. Maybe we should have asked some of the people where it was?”
“We could always go back? They seemed welcoming at least.”
“Yeah. And the hardware store I saw looked pretty good.”
“And the supermarket. Tell them about that. And the other stores.”
“Yeah, there’s a grocery store that seems pretty big, and the pies they had in the bakery looked
real good. And there’s a book store and some clothes stores, a drug stor-”
[Quieter than before, as if Jay has wandered further away from Tommy] “Don’t forget the pet store.”
“There’s a pet store.” [Slightly irritated-sounding]
“And I guess people would want to know about the bar and club... Or the farm, at least it looked like a farm... ”
“And there’s a...” [Tommy trails off for a moment] “Jay. Do you want to tell people directly?”
“No. Why?”
“So I’m just gonna repeat everything you say?”
[Muttered] “If you just said everything first, maybe I wouldn’t have to remind you of stuff.”