Lock up your daughters! It's Tony goddamn Stark, and he's here to be awesome.

Yeah, it's Chris, again, with another character (technically, two). Yep, Tony Stark, aka Iron Man aka the man you all know you wanna sleep with. C'mon, just admit it. It'll be easier for you if you do.

Anyway, in addition to Tony, I'll also be playing Hank McCoy, who, oddly enough, isn't much of a Beast. Not yet, anyway. He's the resident chemistry/biology teacher. He'll be teaching your kids to make stink bombs and other nasty stuff they really shouldn't know, because he's just that damn cool. He's also the resident doctor for the school in Jean's absence, and has an excellent bedside manner. I'd totally recommend him. ♥

Tony, on the other hand, is busy running Stark Industries and trying to help forge a better world, and yes, that does mean for you, mutants! He loves you. All of you. Especially the ladies.