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[Sep. 15th, 2016|01:50 pm] |
( Text to Zoe )
The beginning of the fall term is almost upon us, isn't it? Just a few more days until classes get started. I'm finally managing to get everything together I blame Chris and his penchant for keeping me in bed. For anyone interested, the syllabi for the PoliSci classes that I'll be teaching have been posted. If you have questions, feel free to email me.
Also, I'm in the market for an assistant. If you might be interested in helping me sort through piles of research, sort and grade papers, and prepare class materials, please let me know and I'll see if we can't work something out. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2016|10:17 am] |
Because you know... sharing is caring and all that.
( Cut for images ) |
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backdate to 9 am |
[Jul. 20th, 2016|10:39 pm] |
[text to Tommy]
>> Son of a bitching fucking whore. >> I just got a fucking email from Administration. >> My mother fucking changed my status. >> Why the hell do I need to change rooms? >> WAKE UP. I'M SO UPSET BUT I DON'T KNOW-
[text to Ezra]
>> Ezra. >> I didn't tell her to. >> I don't know. >> I don't know what to do.
[text to Lainey]
>> I'M GOING TO KILL MY FUCKING MOTHER. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2016|09:26 pm] |
[Text to Tommy]
>> Come over. >> I'm sober now. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2016|11:53 am] |
[Text to Ezra]
>> My mother freaked out. >> She wants me back home. >> Days after Istanbul and finding out about Bangladesh. >> I'm trying to remind her that both countries are NOWHERE near me.
[Text to Tommy]
>> I might be coming back sooner than expected if my mother has her way. >> I still kind of miss you. >> It's kind of annoying.
[Text to Lainey]
>> I will seriously trade you mothers. >> The one that likes you more is demanding that I come back to the states even though the recent terror attacks are nowhere near me. >> She grumbled something about me coming back home to see them and "wanting to talk". |
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[Jun. 20th, 2016|07:28 am] |
[Text to Tommy @ 9:30 AM EST]
>> I wish you were here. I think I'm being repeatedly punched in the head by Father Time. >> Or maybe it's just a migriane.
[Text to Ezra @ 9:40 AM EST]
>> I miss your voice. >> And your obcessive need to cuddle.
[Text to Lainey at 11:00 AM EST]
>> I can't tell if this was one of my best or worst ideas to do this. >> At least it will look fantastic on my CV, right? >> I kind of miss your face. How are you doing? |
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Text to Tommy |
[Jun. 9th, 2016|11:50 am] |
>> I need your help. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2016|08:41 pm] |
Sometimes, when I'm concerned about finals, I eat.
A lot.
Anyway, my point is, Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin' wings are a special kind of torment. Like, they're the wings you have before eating out that ex-girlfriend who done you wrong.
That being said, 10/10, would eat again. |
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[May. 30th, 2016|03:28 pm] |
[text to Ezra]
>> How many wild sex orgies did you have? >> Do I need to disinfect the house? |
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Text to Zoe |
[May. 22nd, 2016|08:58 pm] |
>> As soon as this payoff is over >> I'm getting blitzed. >> Never again, Zoe. Not ever again. |
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Text to Cam |
[May. 17th, 2016|11:13 pm] |
>> Hey. This is Zoe. >> I kind of stole your number from Lainey. >> You strike me as just as bad as Lainey about wanting to talk about your feelings. That is to say, you'd rather eat a bucket of rusty nails; but, you've got a sec? |
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[May. 4th, 2016|11:40 pm] |
[Text to Tommy]
>> Hey. >> Sorry only getting back to you now. >> I had to ask Ezra at the right time so I asked him at at our normal lunch date. >> I can go. Though I had to ask him again to make sure since he had his mouth full of my vagina at the time... >> I just can't leave until Friday morning. I need to write a paper by the end of Thursday night. |
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[May. 2nd, 2016|07:52 pm] |
Hmmm. To go to Civil War or wait for the weekend.
( Zoe ) |
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