beas_no1fan (beas_no1fan) wrote in newalliance, @ 2014-01-02 12:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | deadpool, iron fist |
Who: Deadpool & Iron Fist!
When: January 2
Where: Chinatown, NYC
What: Deadpool was hired to take out the head chef of what just so happens to be Danny's favourite restaurant. Dammit, people! Wade just wants to get paid, OK? Somehow, they probably get into a conversation about their dating problems. Just go with it, Danny, it's Deadpool =D
Rating: The Deadpool Rating
Deadpool was pretty sure he'd eaten at this place before. He knew this because he remembered they had delicious chicken balls.
Must... not... make... balls... joke
That's what she said!
First, Wade ordered from the place because he had to enjoy one last wonton from Head Chef Tony Wu. And after he left the restaurant, he took his brown paper bag of food up to an adjacent rooftop where he had set up his sniper scope, high-powered rifle and a Papasan chair. He dug into the bag and unwrapped an eggroll first.
"Oh man, this is delicious!" Wade said, to no one in particular. It was too bad Chef Wu was going to die, because damn he made some good food. Deadpool had been hired to kill Chef Wu because a customer got a bad fortune from one of the fortune cookies (this place was known for its fortunes coming true. It was its second claim to fame, aside from the amazing food). The bad fortune was opened on New Year's Day, so apparently that made it doubly bad (which was weird, Deadpool thought, since wouldn't the fortune be worse if it was actually on Chinese New Year and not... other New Year? Was this a conundrum of possible common sense...? His common sense tinglies were tingling, after all.)
Anyways, suffice to say, Wade was getting paid to kill Chef Wu and that was all that mattered. He peered through the sniper scope to catch Chef Wu in his sights just as he slurped down some tasty noodles. That was when he heard someone else on the roof and he turned around in his Papasan chair, noodles hanging from his mouth still. His mask was pushed up just enough so that he could put food in his mouth.
"Oh hey! You know, I know what you're going to say, but look, I have a whole new repertoire of fisting jokes you haven't even heard yet!"