Wade woke up about 20 minutes later when his heart regenerated. He looked around dazed, then took out a piece of paper from a pouch on his chest bandolier.
Totally did not see that coming...
You serious, bro? Saw that coming from a mile away. Oldest trick in the book, my friend. Tale as old as time...
Remember when Punisher did that to us in Suicide Kings?
Ugh! The worst! Regenerating head, maaaan...
He frowned and found a pen in another pouch. On the piece of paper (which read JERKS WHOSE ASSES I NEED TO KICK), he wrote: