Guy will one punch your mom (coolestguyever) wrote in newalliance, @ 2012-09-25 18:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | booster gold, guy gardner, jade |
Who: Guy Gardner & Open to Ted Kord, Michael Jon Carter, Tora Olafsdotter, Bea da Costa & Jennie-Lynn Hayden
When: Sept. 24th, 2012
Where: Guy's New Apartment!
What: Guy is moving in. Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Rating: R? Language, children, language!
Guy had a lot of junk. That junk was important to him and therefore, he had to bring it with him. Because he'd been evicted, he sure as hell didn't bother trying to get his deposit back. So he made sure he left rotten banana peels, holey socks, a jug of milk on the counter and a bizarre looking brown bag with a grease stain on it that had a peculiar smell. Yeah, that'd show them all right! He didn't think his new landlord had called his old one. Or maybe he did and Guy's generous offer of a few free drinks every now and then was incentive enough not to care.
It wasn't like he was looking to move into the same building as Tora. He'd been sleeping on her couch while she was up in space and he visited her every opportunity he could afford to. Then he saw the notice on the front of the building saying that they had rooms for lease. Well, look at that! So he spoke to the manager, and then he was signing a contract. Now he was moving the last of his stuff into his new apartment. As luck would have it, it was next door to Tora.
No, he wasn't stalking her, that's just how things turned out. Really!
"Shit shit shit shit!" he shouted as he worked at bringing the excessively large television up the stairs. It wasn't heavy, it was just bulky and while much of his furniture looked like it was picked up from the side of the road, his television was clearly what he put his money into. Along with the surround sound...
He stopped to balance himself and then started up again, coming to his floor and slowly making his way down the hall.