Who: Quetzalcoatl, Tezcatlipoca Where: A bar When: Saturday What: Aztecs making good life choices.
There was no good that could come of this. Drinking with Tezcatlipoca would lead to violence and property damage, and possibly sleeping with someone he really shouldn't sleep with.
But Quetzalcoatl had his guilty pleasures, and one of them was getting sloppy drunk and fighting with his former best friend. Who was he to interfere with tradition?
So Quetzalcoatl ordered tequila and waited, leaning against the bar.