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Friar Tuck Everlasting ([info]friartuck) wrote in [info]nevermore_logs,
@ 2023-01-08 23:21:00

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Entry tags:friar tuck, robin hood, will scarlet

WHO: Friar Tuck, Will Scarlet, Robin Hood
WHEN: Sunday evening
WHERE: Parsonage
WHAT: Counting up what they stole
WARNINGS: TBA - likely Tuck and Will being horny because they stole shit



It might have been the easiest heist of their lives. Marian had still had to mess with the cameras of Codeine's apartment building, but other than that, it was walk in, walk out. They were let in the front door by Lachlan who showed them to Codeine's safe. Lachlan didn't actually have the code, but Tuck and Will made short work of it, and cleared it out. There were a few other things here and there, mostly jewellry and easy to grab things. And then they walked right back out again.

The whole affair only took about an hour. Will and Tuck told Robin they would meet him back at the parsonage to look over everything and assess what to do about fencing it. Robin was waiting for them when they arrived home, hopping about outside the door and blowing on his hands. "Why didn't you go inside, idiot?" Tuck said, by way of greeting instead of hello. "You have a key!"

"Seemed rude," Robin laughed, grinning at both of them. "Ay up, lads?"

"Will you get inside! Human icicle!" Tuck laughed, opening the door and pushing Robin in. Flora greeted the trio of them enthusiastically as they made their way to the lounge. "Let's get a fire started and look at this."

"How'd it go," Robin asked Will, since Tuck seemed preoccupied with the fire.



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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-09 10:53 am UTC (link)
Will scratched his ear. "We don't wanna get tangled in drug shit. Better make sure our tracks are covered. How far away is Lachlan right now? Did he contact you?" As he spoke, he pulled out a couple of thin boxes, and opened them to examine the contents. Beautiful diamond tennis bracelets, a matching pair. Locked in a safe, what a shame for them.

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-09 10:57 am UTC (link)
"He's staying with his uncle for a bit," Tuck nodded. Tuck had been keeping in regular contact, being rather concerned for the young man. If any of this mess caused Lachlan to relapse, he would feel awful. "Until he finds a place with his brother. Why, do you want me to get him over here?"

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-10 09:59 am UTC (link)
"No no no, I don't want to draw a straight line from him to us," Will said quickly. "I wanted to make sure he is far enough away from Codeine's place to be safe. And far enough away from here, if I'm honest, at least for a while. It'd be nice if Codeine remains ignorant of Lachlan's connection to you."

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-10 10:03 am UTC (link)
"I agree," Tuck nodded. He reached out to pull Will in for a bit of a side-hug, bumping his hip against Will's. "And I'll be fine, right? We'll all be fine. Holy shit, is that a tiara?" Tuck pulled it out and immediately put it on. "Fucking hell."

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-10 10:36 am UTC (link)
"Hot." Will grinned, and looked at Robin. "We're keepin this one. It's for Evie's dress-ups." He grabbed the lockbox of cash and went over to the coffee table to break it open and count the contents. "Yeah we're fine. Easiest heist of my life. We keep our ears to the ground and we'll be golden."

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-10 10:43 am UTC (link)
Robin snorted and he checked through the rest of the contents of the bag. "This is a great haul too," Robin said with a smile. "Should fetch quite a price. I'll do a few drops. Keep it smaller. Safer that way," Robin said, poking another necklace with his fingers. "Amazing the kind of shite people'll keep locked away. While their fellow man starves."

"I don't think the drug family considers anyone to be their 'fellow man', to be fair," Tuck said, taking the tiara off and putting it back in the bag. "I feel like doing another job now! I have so much adrenaline we didn't even use!"

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-10 10:47 am UTC (link)
"Right?" Will clapped his hands together and rubbed them gleefully. "Hey, you got any connections to some obnoxious cardinal types? I'm feeling like fleecing the church next. Nothing like an overstuffed robe whimpering as we carry away his gold. Ha ha ha!" He laughed, going back to counting the wads of notes.

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-10 10:53 am UTC (link)
Tuck chuckled and he said, "I think your boss is a better person to ask there. I'm pretty shunned by the clergy community. I'm that gay reverend, you see," he snickered.

"I'm damn sure you boys'll think of some way to burn off your excess energy," Robin joked. "I reckon we should just thank god we had an easy win and it's gonna help people."

"It's been such a shitty winter," Tuck acknowledged. "Even we've been struggling to keep wood for the fire built, up we use it so fast. And it isn't cheap," Tuck admitted.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-10 11:35 am UTC (link)
"Aye," Will agreed. It had been pretty difficult with the church this winter. All of this would help immensely. It was handy they had such an easy way to launder money. A few "anonymous" donations would get the job done. "This'll help turn things around admirably. Might have a nosey round at work, put out some feelers for our next job."

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-10 11:41 am UTC (link)
It really would help. Tuck had been despairing looking at the budgets, and now he could breathe easier, at least for a little while. "Sounds like a good idea," Tuck nodded to Will. "The cost of living is rising so high, someone needs to help somewhere."

"Thank god for Marian," Robin added, as he took a seat on the sofa beside the loot bag. "Still movin things around electronically. Or summat. I don't understand a bit of it. You boys sure you'll be alright now?"

"Hmm? Oh money-wise? Yes yes, don't start panicking about us, Rob," Tuck said, waving his hands about.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-10 12:19 pm UTC (link)
"We're making ends meet." With a quick thumbs up, Will glanced at Tuck with a smile. Between them, they were keeping things under control. This successful haul was testament to that. "Right as rain. Don't you worry."

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-11 09:39 am UTC (link)
That smile of Will's, the one that could light up any room, it never ceased to make Will a little weak in the knees. Tuck moved closer so he could brush Will's cheek with his hand, smiling right back, gazing at Will like he hung the moon. "We do, that. We've got it under control." Tuck was replying to Robin, technically, but his eyes were now locked on Will.

"Shite, boys, if I leave this bag here are you as like to fuck on the jewels?!" Robin hissed at them, amused.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-11 10:09 am UTC (link)
"Nah, too pointy," Will replied, and fanned himself with a stack of bills. "A bed of stolen cash though, now that's more the thing." He flicked his brows at Tuck cheekily, and then looked at Rob. "So what can you take to be goin on with? I got cash to count, y'see. Busy busy."

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-11 10:16 am UTC (link)
"Yeah, sure, the second I leave here you'll be counting," Robin laughed. Still, he zipped up the bag and shouldered it, standing up to brace himself for the cold outside the parsonage once again. "You did good, boys. I'm well proud of you. Remember to hydrate and come up for air sometimes, won't you?"

"Feck offfff," Tuck laughed, watching Robin go, their successfully looted jewels going with him.

Once the door to the parsonage clicked closed, Tuck smirked back at Will. "Are you honestly going to insist on continuing to count those, or are you going to kiss me?"

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-11 10:30 am UTC (link)
Will smirked, and reached out to Tuck's waistband, pulling it loose enough that he could slip the wad of bills into it. "How much will that get me?" he asked, patting the money with a lewd wink.

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-11 10:35 am UTC (link)
"We'll that'll just about get you anything you want," Tuck grinned, biting his lip. He leaned down and pretended he was moving in for a kiss, but instead he moved to the side to whisper in Will's ear, "anything. You want." And then he dragged his tongue along Will's earlobe, ever so gently.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-11 10:55 am UTC (link)
"I rather thought so," Will replied, his voice low, a slight shiver with the heat of Tuck's breath on his ear. He glanced around the living room and towards the door. It was always a slight risk getting busy in the living areas, because of the number of people who were always "just popping in", but they should be pretty safe tonight. "Fuck me in the kitchen?"

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[info]friartuck
2023-01-11 10:59 am UTC (link)
Tuck would fuck Will anywhere he was asked, and grinned as he kissed Will's neck. "Mmm, yes. On the floor?" he asked, just making sure he knew what the go was here. Otherwise it was going to involve counterspace he prepared food on. But they'd fucked on the table before too.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2023-01-11 11:26 am UTC (link)
"Standing up, mate, I'm too old to lie on the kitchen floor," Will laughed. "I'm not as sprightly as you, with your flexible joints." He grasped the front of Tuck's shirt and kissed him thoroughly on the mouth, taking the dangerous route of backing them both through to the kitchen without tripping over anything. Nothing like a post-heist fuck to tie up the day.

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