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Have you got a few galleons burning a hole in Gringott's because you were waiting—with bated breath—for the right investment to come along? Well, have I got an opportunity for you!

For the wee, insignificant price of all your savings, you can be a part of the hottest craze that's about to sweep Scotland: Owl Ale!

Owl Ale (trademark pending) fills a glaring lacuna in the professional Quidditch world by training owls to deliver beer—unspilt!—directly to eager and thirsty customers sitting in the bleachers. No more waiting in long, endless lines while Curly and Moe toss a quaffle back and forth — the customer will see all the inaction up close because they won't have to line up for their drink like a filthy peasant!

Why, hello.