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Tweak says, "i can has cheezburger?"

incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-05 20:41:00

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! journal, florinda mcgonagall, maggie macdougal

Have you got a few galleons burning a hole in Gringott's because you were waiting—with bated breath—for the right investment to come along? Well, have I got an opportunity for you!

For the wee, insignificant price of all your savings, you can be a part of the hottest craze that's about to sweep Scotland: Owl Ale!

Owl Ale (trademark pending) fills a glaring lacuna in the professional Quidditch world by training owls to deliver beer—unspilt!—directly to eager and thirsty customers sitting in the bleachers. No more waiting in long, endless lines while Curly and Moe toss a quaffle back and forth — the customer will see all the inaction up close because they won't have to line up for their drink like a filthy peasant!

INVEST TODAY!
Oh, and if anyone's in search of their soulmate, a man named Norbert just left my flat via floo and assured me that, despite the missing ear and barely-audible voice, he's quite the catch.

FLORINDA MCGONAGALL

Why, hello.

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	wrecktify 2017-12-06 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Which is a castle privilege. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-06 05:20 am UTC (link)
	An estate privilege. Not a castle privilege. Or a grounds privilege. Anyone with a patch of land could perform a similar spell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 05:21 am UTC (link)
	[Maggie underlines "Anyone with a patch of land". Three times.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-06 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Lots of people have land. What do you call a family garden? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Land that's far too small to go for a run in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-06 06:12 am UTC (link)
	There are parks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Clearing enough snow with magic to make way for a long enough path for a proper run? There's a Statute of Secrecy to consider, mate. It seems easier to run inside. [...] On a treadmill, perhaps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-07 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Not if you don't live near Muggles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-07 01:35 am UTC (link)
	[...] Then I won't be close to a cinema. Hard pass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-07 01:41 am UTC (link)
	A) I don't know what a cinema is, and B) You can apparate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-07 01:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm beginning to grow genuinely worried for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-07 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Because I've never been to a cinema. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-07 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Because you don't know what a cinema is. There's entire worlds you're missing out on, Davey, and that's criminal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-08 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Being affronted by my ignorance isn't going to change it, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-08 05:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm inspiring you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irkuhart 2017-12-11 05:13 am UTC (link)
	You're not doing a very good job of it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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