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incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-05 20:41:00

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! journal, florinda mcgonagall, maggie macdougal

Have you got a few galleons burning a hole in Gringott's because you were waiting—with bated breath—for the right investment to come along? Well, have I got an opportunity for you!

For the wee, insignificant price of all your savings, you can be a part of the hottest craze that's about to sweep Scotland: Owl Ale!

Owl Ale (trademark pending) fills a glaring lacuna in the professional Quidditch world by training owls to deliver beer—unspilt!—directly to eager and thirsty customers sitting in the bleachers. No more waiting in long, endless lines while Curly and Moe toss a quaffle back and forth — the customer will see all the inaction up close because they won't have to line up for their drink like a filthy peasant!

INVEST TODAY!
Oh, and if anyone's in search of their soulmate, a man named Norbert just left my flat via floo and assured me that, despite the missing ear and barely-audible voice, he's quite the catch.

FLORINDA MCGONAGALL

Why, hello.

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	keptinreserve 2017-12-06 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Please remember me fondly when you're rolling in galleons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 02:23 am UTC (link)
	I promise I'll try, but between all of my new, famous friends, and how I'll be an international drinks magnate, I'm afraid I can't guarantee anything. You'll be invited to my wedding to Finbar Quigley, however, don't you worry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

keptinreserve
2017-12-06 02:32 am UTC (link)

I have three words for you:

Consumate bride's maid

What I lack in pretty much all corners of my existence, I more than make up for in that regard. It's like the gods decided, "And, lo, we shall create this mortal Ainsley, and she shall be good at a few things, and complete shite at others, and shall be a barely functional adult, but she will be the very best, the most perfect bride's maid to ever walk this Earth."*

Not to polish my own broom or anything...

*There might be some lies in there, if you look really hard for them.

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	wrecktify 2017-12-06 02:49 am UTC (link)
	[...] It's not that I doubt your skills, Galbraith, but you may want to witness a MacDougal wedding before you think you need to pledge "grace" and "competence." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-12-06 02:53 am UTC (link)
	A sight for the ages! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 02:57 am UTC (link)
	If you're able to remember it. We had a second wedding for one of my cousins in July because he couldn't remember his wedding proper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-12-06 03:00 am UTC (link)
	That is amazing. And perhaps not surprising? And multiple weddings mean there's a possibility of themes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if anyone's considered a theme beyond make this party bigger than the last, but if I have faith in anyone for changing their views, it's in you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-12-06 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Your inevitable wedding to Finbar Quigley will be one for the record books. It will be the wedding to which all other aspire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 03:18 am UTC (link)
	That's all a lass really dreams of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-12-06 03:21 am UTC (link)
	As the gods foretold, I will bring it unto you. And it will be glorious! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Goodbye Church of Scotland, and hel-lo whatever it is you're peddling! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-12-06 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	We are a beneficent order, and only require an annual tithe of top shelf liquor and your finest selection of ~~men~~ ~~women~~ chocolate. Your blessings will be increased a thousand fold! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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