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Tweak says, "It fills the void"

incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-05 20:41:00

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! journal, florinda mcgonagall, maggie macdougal

Have you got a few galleons burning a hole in Gringott's because you were waiting—with bated breath—for the right investment to come along? Well, have I got an opportunity for you!

For the wee, insignificant price of all your savings, you can be a part of the hottest craze that's about to sweep Scotland: Owl Ale!

Owl Ale (trademark pending) fills a glaring lacuna in the professional Quidditch world by training owls to deliver beer—unspilt!—directly to eager and thirsty customers sitting in the bleachers. No more waiting in long, endless lines while Curly and Moe toss a quaffle back and forth — the customer will see all the inaction up close because they won't have to line up for their drink like a filthy peasant!

INVEST TODAY!
Oh, and if anyone's in search of their soulmate, a man named Norbert just left my flat via floo and assured me that, despite the missing ear and barely-audible voice, he's quite the catch.

FLORINDA MCGONAGALL

Why, hello.

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	wrecktify 2017-12-06 02:05 am UTC (link)
	It's been so long since I've watched a truly great keeper play, I wish I could have seen it... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-12-06 02:33 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't say they were GREAT more everyone was kinda sad (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Was it cute? I bet it was cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-12-06 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Kinda but also kinda weird yanno, Hyslop's usually a hell of a lot better then that only everyone has off days I reckon. Anyways chasers failing is the BEST. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 04:25 am UTC (link)
	[...] What if they were a herd of polyjuiced firstyears on the lam? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-12-06 05:56 am UTC (link)
	That'd explain a lot I would of done that as a firstie in a goddamn heartbeat would of done better tho (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:00 am UTC (link)
	[...] Same here. Perhaps a herd of polyjuiced firsties on the lam with the flu? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-12-06 06:20 am UTC (link)
	With the flu AND DRUNK. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Not drunk; there's no way they could have gotten their drinks in time... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-12-08 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	And hit with handswap hexes then, those're a bugger to fly with. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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