Following the events of last week and the Fall Classic, I am asking that you initiate a trade for me to another team or release me as a free agent. While I wish Portree well, I believe that my continued presence on the team will only detract from team unity.
Please advise me of any assistance I can give in making a trade happen as quickly and easily as possible. I have no interest in further press attention to this matter and am happy to refer all inquiries to Ms. Miracle.
Thanks in advance for your help.
Sincerely, Monte Cameron
Dear Mr Oglethorpe:
This is to let you know that following the events of last week and the resignation of my sister Isla from the Pride of Portree, I am requesting that the team release me or trade me to another team. I don't know if Isla has been in contact with you or not, but I don't want to kick up a fuss and I'm working with Portree to make this move as smooth as possible.
I don't expect there to be any resistance from Portree but if there is, I would like to ask that QUABBLE step in and represent me.
I hope to owl you again soon with good news. Thanks in advance for your help, with hopes it won't be needed.