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Tweak says, "POTATO!"

Joy Willison comes from the land down under (joyandpride) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-11-03 14:34:00

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Man, after karaoke night and the whole not being able to invite people back to mine to party on I was raring to go on getting my own proper place, but I swear Scrim and I have looked at every rental in northern Scotland and every single one of them won't do. My needs are not ginormous! I just want room to turn around, a bathroom that doesn't look like I'd be dirtier after using it, and electricity so I can blast Madonna and Britney as necessary. Oh, and so I can get a television, because it turns out the blokes down the pub don't mind if you switch off the footy now and then but not actually every night. ~~I am missing episodes, what if I never find out what Nick said to--~~

Anyway, I cannot find a place. Well, I did find one or two places that were maaaaybe not awful, but they were only for one. I am not really an only-for-one sort of girl. So... ugh. I dunno what I do next. Look further out, I guess? Edinburgh, Glasgow... London, even?

Oh, also, thanks to my wonderful Priders for that epic karaoke night. I can't remember if I said on the night but I had a blast, youse are the best. Let's do it again sometime, I wanna do Christina Aguilera.

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	joyandpride 2017-11-03 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Shuddup I've been busy. And I thought maybe easy reach to portree and also maybe it would help me get used to the bloody weather...? Anyway, stupid idea clearly. I might just stay at the boarding house, at least the bathroom has the loo in a sensible place, even if I'm sharing it with others. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-11-03 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Busy watching telly an drinken! Where'd the place you looked put the loo then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joyandpride 2017-11-03 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Yes, busy with Important Shit. It was like facing the window. Great view out. Great view IN as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-11-03 06:29 am UTC (link)
	About right on the drinken anyways. Who wants to see the view when they're having a pee? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joyandpride 2017-11-03 06:53 am UTC (link)
	WEIRDOS that's who (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wannabeat 2017-11-03 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WAS A WEIRDO WHY WOULD YE PUT A LOO RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROOM FACING THE BIG WINDOWS!?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joyandpride 2017-11-03 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	AND THE BLOODY GARGOYLES (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wannabeat 2017-11-04 07:45 am UTC (link)
	THEY DON'T BELONG THERE! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE HAVE NORMAL LOOS LIKE SERIOUSLY (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wannabeat 2017-11-03 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	There was one IN AN ACTUAL CLOSET WITH NO LIGHTS WHY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-11-03 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	This a muggley place? Cos I guess you could lumos it only that's too far other way from the one with the view still and I don't wanna be boxed in peeing neither. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	joyandpride 2017-11-04 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I honestly cannot remember but does it matter because who takes their wand to the loo with them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-11-04 07:03 am UTC (link)
	Reckon you'd start if you took the place (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wannabeat 2017-11-04 07:47 am UTC (link)
	I know 'water closet' doesn't mean AN ACTUAL CLOSET It was literally a broom closet that had been emptied and they PUT A BLOODY LOO IN THERE! WHERE IS THE SINK? WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS? WHAT WEIRDO PISSES IN THE DARK IN A CLOSET (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-11-04 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	What you need light for if you ain't a bloke? You ain't gotta be aiming for nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wannabeat 2017-11-04 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well if yer drunk and pissing in the dark SURE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-11-04 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like there ain't much room to miss in neither (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wannabeat 2017-11-05 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Ye have lights at yer place right? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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