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Tweak says, "It's a can of peaches, Sir."

Hamish McBride Roberts (crashtested) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-03-19 09:41:00

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I've not been spending much time at the office as of late, so imagine my surprise when I dropped by this morning and discovered that a very significant plaque is missing. The responsible party should feel free to return this today, no questions asked.

[Jamie]
Mate, even if you hadn't told me which broom was which I think I'd have figured it out. These are BRILLIANT. I cannot decide which one is my favourite between the seeker and chaser models. I'm not meant to say too much during this initial testing phase but what the bloody hell, these brooms are ridiculous.

[Oliver and Monte]
You lads ready to pay up? Monte, what am I going to owe you in the UNLIKELY event that the Cannons lose? I don't think we decided on that before our drunken outing to Exmoor.

[Chidera]
I hope you're cheering on the Cannons against the Bats.

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	quabbled 2018-03-20 02:22 am UTC (link)
	That kind of defeats the purpose of taking me out to lunch, but truth. You can meet me outfront. I can drag you away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 02:24 am UTC (link)
	It's close enough. Plus if I go in and get talking to Dun we'll miss the chance to eat. Hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I'd bet you wouldn't even make it to Dunbar. You can call me Wonder Woman anytime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Look, there's a lot of good stuff in that shop. I don't know that your ego needs more inflating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I know. I'm trying to limit myself to just one pygmy puff for my desk. It's not an ego if it's true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Those things are a tad bit creepy, sis. Right. Of course! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Nope, they are adorable. And their purring is so calming. Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 02:48 am UTC (link)
	You know what else purrs? Cats. Much cuter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I can't take a cat to the office (I don't think so anyway). And pygmy puffs just like to sit and be content in one place. And no claws. Very low maintenance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	No, now you need an office cat. This needs to be a thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	And let it get loose in WWW? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Don't let it get loose in WWW. Problem solved! I'm gonna go find you a cat, sis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Do not get me a cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Technically it would be getting the office a cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Do not get my office a cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crashtested 2018-03-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be a cute cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quabbled 2018-03-20 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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