InsaneJournal

Weel, I come home from holiday today to a great pile o owls from every auntie I've got wailin and gnashin about me leavin Scotland. And FOUR o them Howlers, which the state o my heid did no appreciate. A man cannae take a wee bit holiday outwith Scotland anymore wi'out bein accused o fleein the country?


And I dinna even ken Pip Parkinson and I AM NO runnin off wi him (???) although I'm sure he's a braw and bonny lad and his ma's verra proud.

[Merc & Shona]

I know ye'd tell me if ye had any notion of trading me overseas. Yeah?

Any particular reason why I ought to be broken-hearted now about the pair of ye bein wed? My aunties are sairly concerned about it and I cannae comprehend just why.