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Angus Campbell (scrambles) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-01-05 20:20:00

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Weel, I come home from holiday today to a great pile o owls from every auntie I've got wailin and gnashin about me leavin Scotland. And FOUR o them Howlers, which the state o my heid did no appreciate. A man cannae take a wee bit holiday outwith Scotland anymore wi'out bein accused o fleein the country?

And I dinna even ken Pip Parkinson and I AM NO runnin off wi him (???) although I'm sure he's a braw and bonny lad and his ma's verra proud.

[Merc & Shona]

I know ye'd tell me if ye had any notion of trading me overseas. Yeah?

[Lex & Micah]

Any particular reason why I ought to be broken-hearted now about the pair of ye bein wed? My aunties are sairly concerned about it and I cannae comprehend just why.

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	MAS avoidretrograde 2018-01-06 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Lad, we'd tell you if we had any notion of trading you, abroad or within the league. And I assure you there are no plans. Where's this coming from? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	MAS scrambles 2018-01-06 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	All right, then. I dinna rightly ken. Apparently Witch Weekly reckons I'm on the way out the door here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

MAS

avoidretrograde
2018-01-06 03:55 pm UTC (link)

Whoever wrote that at Witch Weekly also clearly reckons no quidditcher is allowed to leave the country on their breaks lest it be for trading purposes. I wouldn't worry about the fuss, but if I run into any of your Aunties, I'll set them straight.

We tend to ignore those sorts of articles but if you wanted to consult with Aureliana about what's best, I'm sure she'd be available.

More importantly, how's Canada treating you?

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	MAS scrambles 2018-01-06 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Weel, that's lovely of ye, skipper. I'm back home now, but Canada was [...] large and cold and full of moose. And the people are braw and hearty. Have ye been out there? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	MAS hatesheights 2018-01-07 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Witch Weekly isn't known for its fact-checking abilities, either. Which is to say, no, Angus, we're not trading you, nor would we do so without talking to you first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	MAS scrambles 2018-01-08 06:29 am UTC (link)
	I didna reckon you would. But thanks for saying it straight out, Shona. And if it does happen, please for the love of Merlin let it not be to Canada. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	MAS hatesheights 2018-01-08 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	I like to think my managerial style is a lot more transparent than that. Never Canada. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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