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Tweak says, "How did I get here?"

Angus Campbell (scrambles) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-01-05 20:20:00

Entry tags:

! journal, angus campbell, madeline savage

Weel, I come home from holiday today to a great pile o owls from every auntie I've got wailin and gnashin about me leavin Scotland. And FOUR o them Howlers, which the state o my heid did no appreciate. A man cannae take a wee bit holiday outwith Scotland anymore wi'out bein accused o fleein the country?

And I dinna even ken Pip Parkinson and I AM NO runnin off wi him (???) although I'm sure he's a braw and bonny lad and his ma's verra proud.

[Merc & Shona]

I know ye'd tell me if ye had any notion of trading me overseas. Yeah?

[Lex & Micah]

Any particular reason why I ought to be broken-hearted now about the pair of ye bein wed? My aunties are sairly concerned about it and I cannae comprehend just why.

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	LAM starplayer 2018-01-06 05:16 am UTC (link)
	She does get lonely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-06 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Did you miss me too, Cap? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM starplayer 2018-01-06 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Would you be sad if I didn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-06 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, reckon I would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM starplayer 2018-01-06 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Obviously I missed you, you doof. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-06 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Weel, I had to be sure. I'm glad to be home, Howlers and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM starplayer 2018-01-06 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Never doubt it, dear. Or are you too sober for me to call you that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-07 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Och, I havena been sober in days, darlin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM starplayer 2018-01-08 02:29 am UTC (link)
	It's darling, now? I like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-08 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I dinna mind it either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM starplayer 2018-01-08 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Being called darling or calling me darling? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	LAM yaxlie 2018-01-08 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Incredibly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM starplayer 2018-01-08 05:24 am UTC (link)
	How do you get on, love? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM yaxlie 2018-01-08 05:28 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. It's a miracle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-08 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Your face is a miracle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM yaxlie 2018-01-08 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps, but your arse is a gift from the gods. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-08 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Flattery will get ye nowhere, ye wee minx. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM yaxlie 2018-01-08 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	Should I be plying you with drinks and baked goods then? Or promises to go flying once I get cleared? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-08 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldna say no to any of that, darlin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM yaxlie 2018-01-08 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	~~Would you ever say no to me?~~ Well, I do have quite a lot of liquor at my place. And I've been sampling new bakeries since I've nothing else to be doing now. I might just be too pudgy to get on a broom by the time they clear me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM scrambles 2018-01-08 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Weel, you'll just have to work those pastries off, I reckon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM yaxlie 2018-01-08 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Or I could give you the pastries. Along with the alcohol I can't drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: LAM scrambles 2018-01-08 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, darlin, save it for the bash we'll have when you're cleared for everything again. I will take those pastries off your hands, though. Will you still love me when I'm pleasingly plump? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LAM yaxlie 2018-01-08 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oi, there's no need to spoil me. I will love you until we're both fat, old, and gray. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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