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Tweak says, "bro"

Angus Campbell (scrambles) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-01-05 20:20:00

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! journal, angus campbell, madeline savage

Weel, I come home from holiday today to a great pile o owls from every auntie I've got wailin and gnashin about me leavin Scotland. And FOUR o them Howlers, which the state o my heid did no appreciate. A man cannae take a wee bit holiday outwith Scotland anymore wi'out bein accused o fleein the country?

And I dinna even ken Pip Parkinson and I AM NO runnin off wi him (???) although I'm sure he's a braw and bonny lad and his ma's verra proud.

[Merc & Shona]

I know ye'd tell me if ye had any notion of trading me overseas. Yeah?

[Lex & Micah]

Any particular reason why I ought to be broken-hearted now about the pair of ye bein wed? My aunties are sairly concerned about it and I cannae comprehend just why.

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	scrambles 2018-01-06 02:33 am UTC (link)
	But for what ??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maddocked 2018-01-06 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Get up to any shenanigans in the land of Canada? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrambles 2018-01-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Nothing the aunties should ever know about, I reckon (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maddocked 2018-01-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
	The universe says otherwise. Or in this case, Witch Weekly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrambles 2018-01-06 02:40 am UTC (link)
	The aunties read Witch Weekly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maddocked 2018-01-06 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Don't all aunties read Witch Weekly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrambles 2018-01-06 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Weel I am no an auntie, so I reckon I wouldna ken what their readin habits may be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maddocked 2018-01-06 02:49 am UTC (link)
	You could always ask. You going to reply to the howlers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrambles 2018-01-06 03:05 am UTC (link)
	First rule of howlers: never reply to howlers, it willna make the sender any less mad at ye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maddocked 2018-01-06 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Even if you apologize for fleeing to another country? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrambles 2018-01-06 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Second rule of howlers: dinna apologise for anything you're halfway certain you did not do. It only encourages em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maddocked 2018-01-06 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, that rule I can get behind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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