InsaneJournal

[written january 1 ~6 a.m.]
Happy Hogmanay, journal network, hope it was braw. Don't forget to drink plenty of water before you go to bed, and a greasy breakfast can do wonders. (Not that I'd know.)

I'm out of commission for the week as I've [...] been directed to "take it easy." Please, for the good of my limbs and my enjoyment of life, try to hold off on the rodeos until I'm back on both my feet? Ta.

PORTREE+

I'd like to see everyone with extant injuries for a check-in between the end of this week and next. It's all routine, I merely want to make sure I know how you're going into the second half of the season. You may even get a lollipop.

I'm going to die and so is the first person to suggest cryptic word puzzles.

What is the policy on staff members moonlighting? My side hustle wouldn't interfere with my duties as club medic, Scout's honour.