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Tweak says, "why is there bacon in the soap"

Kal Sharma is now a Pye (kalyani) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-27 13:28:00

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! journal, kal sharma

I don't know how my sister does it, but she somehow gets my sleep schedule reversed in three days flat. Staying up with her all night is great for my psyche, but not so great for my training schedule. Though when I tell her this, she just rolls her eyes at me.

Next time she visits me, I'll get her night-shift-working self on MY schedule and see how she likes it.

At least she cooks for me?

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	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Is that a euphemism? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	What? [...] NOOOOOOO!!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I thought I should check, just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Checked and confirmed nooooooo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	So, what happened to your quill up there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Several drafts of awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Which one was the worst? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	The cliff notes on how shifting sleep schedules are bad for your health. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	And yet, you ended on a note that humanizes you and makes it easier to identify with you. You're improving! ~~Margi~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well it didn't make sense to point that out when I probably have a more unhealthy sleeping schedule... But yay to improvement? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, but you're the medical expert. All those years of training are specifically so you can tell people "Do as I say, not as I do." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yes well, she's also a quidditch player who probably exercises way more than I do ~~because she's very fit, but also really pretty and a beater to so you know~~ so any adverse health affects of sleeping would only apply to me and not her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Now that I he mind players, I have the authority to say: they are not nearly as healthy as they seem, half the time. I have no idea how some of them have survived this long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I kind of just meant healthier than me. Physically. ~~I'm scrawny tiny slip of a man.~~ Lifestyle choice? Craaaaazy. Who puts their life on the line with flying bowling balls? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I've met a player that I'm fairly certain eats takeaway every day of the week. I'd put twenty galleons on your insides being the squeaky and clean ones. It's fun. Just... believe me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Hooooooow? The liver damage... the clotted blood vessels... I can only imagine! Fun with a side of YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAIMED! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	I know. Nothing's truly fun until you add a dash of danger. Imagine: filing taxes, except there are sharks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Sharks rarely kill people you know. You're more likely to be killed by a coconut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	And yet — a thrilling tax season! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	I would just claim sharks ate my taxes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Such intrigue! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I still think Quidditch sounds more crazy than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	You should use that as your opening line to Sharma. You know, once you've cleaned all the ink you spilled off yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye healerpye 2017-12-27 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Even I know that's a bad opener. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Magpye wrecktify 2017-12-27 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Show me better, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)