sir jerkface of douchebaggery. (sardonian) wrote in mythopoeics, @ 2012-10-15 16:29:00 |
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Entry tags: | !event #021, agravaine, morgause, pheme |
twenty-six ♞
[ This fairy shit was seriously getting on his nerves. The first day had been so far from tolerable after he nearly squashed the thing with his hand, which only served to piss it off. It'd disappeared for hours, and for a time, Agravaine had figured he'd scared the little buzzing fucker off. Pheme's was still around, but it didn't pay much mind to him.
On the drive to the grocery store, he'd found it-- in his car. It'd probably followed him in, but he hadn't thought to fairy-proof his car before leaving. It was a bright red this time, and before he could stop it, the little pest flew at the pedals, propelling him forward while traffic on his end was stopped. The oncoming taxi slammed into his side of the car, shoving him across the road and into the nearest utility pole.
Fuck. ]
[ txt to pheme ]
in hosp, fuck fairies
kill yours asap
[ mass txt to family ]
kill the fairy fuck