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Tweak says, "it says "bikini inspector"!"

Leanne MacFusty (ex_flitterbl615) wrote in my_rpg,
@ 2009-07-29 04:45:00

Who: Leanne and Katie
When: Lunchtime, after Leanne's post
Where: Tea room
What: Lunch.

Leanne loved getting together with Katie for lunch dates. Sometimes she could close her eyes and pretend it was the real thing. It was stupid, she knew, but there was this lingering hope that maybe some day Katie would come around.

She sent Katie a note saying where she'd be, then headed up to the tea room to sit and wait.

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	babybell 2009-07-31 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Katie shrugged. "It's work. No great hilarious or infuriating stories. Things are staying pretty routine right now." Biting teacups and the like. Boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-01 04:56 am UTC (link)
	"Well, that's no good." Leanne said, putting on a mock stern face. "I want stories." Her own job was never really interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-01 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Katie lowered her voice and leaned in close. "Did I tell you about the cursed blow up doll last week?" That was one hell of a story, but Katie wasn't sure if she'd told Leanne or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-01 05:07 am UTC (link)
	"No." Leanne leaned in across the table, breaking into a grin. "Tell me." She loved hearing Katie's stories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-01 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	"Guy bought this doll, you know, one of those inflatable sex dolls," she whispered it. "And someone had hexed it so it got stuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-02 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Leanne gave a little gasp, lifting her hands to cover her mouth. She was grinning more brightly now. "No! Really? What happened??" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

babybell
2009-08-02 03:37 am UTC (link)

"He deflated it and packed it up as small as he could... wore baggy sweatpants in here. It was really horrible. Like a magical sticking charm. We couldn't get it off so we had to resort to drastic measures."

Katie figured she didn't have to tone it back for Leanne. Leanne was in the same line of work, after all. "We basically had to knock him out, skin it to get the thing off, and then grow the skin back. Lots of blood. lots of pain."

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	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-02 03:42 am UTC (link)
	At first Leanne thought it was a funny story. But then Katie started talking about skinning a man's... you-know-what. It sounded awful! The smile faded from her face. "Oh, Gods. That sounds terrible! The poor bloke." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-02 03:44 am UTC (link)
	"We let him stay knocked out for the rest of the day. He's going to still be sore, no matter what we do, for a week or so." Katie looked up just in time to see their waitress scowl at them. She sat up and put a napkin in her lap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-02 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, wow." Leanne leaned back in her seat as the waitress set her food in front of her. "Men." She commented, watching the snotty waitress walk away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-02 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	"I assume he'll be too embarrassed to press charges against whoever sold him the doll." Katie smirked. "Though at least he'll think twice before trying that again." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-02 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	"It's a shame that whoever sold him the doll isn't going to be persecuted, but it makes sense that he won't press charges." Leanne started in on her lunch. "It's both hilarious and awful at the same time." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-02 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Katie nodded. She picked up her sandwich and took a large bite. Perfect. Even if the service sucked, the food was still good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-02 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Must've been Marcus in the kitchen, Leanne thought. She thought Marcus was a wonderful chef. "At least you've got a story." Leanne added, giving Katie a soft smile. She loved looking at Katie. "I don't even have a story about work--it's been that boring lately." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-02 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	"Your office is on the same floor as the board room. You must see celebrities all the time. I mean, Kirley Duke is on the board!" Katie didn't see Harry as a celebrity. To her, he was Harry. Admirable, but still just a kid on her Quidditch team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-02 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	"My cubicle faces the window. I don't get to see anyone or anything that goes on behind me. Maybe I should turn my desk around." She thought out loud, reaching for her drink. "Might not be as boring if I got to see celebrities." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-02 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	"At least you could sneak photos and sell them to magazines," she joked. Katie was devouring her chicken salad with great enthusiasm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-02 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Leanne smirked. "I'd like it for the extra galleons." She said, then continued on her food. She wasn't eating as quickly as Katie was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-03 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Katie was no completely absorbed in her food. She focused on eating and forgot to make conversation as they went. Katie had a voracious appetite and even though she was talkative, food usually canceled that fact out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-03 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Leanne finished her meal, smiling softly and enjoying the silence between them. She leaned back in her chair when she was done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
	"Any guys?" Katie asked as she started her cake. "Any dates lately?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-03 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Leanne hated talking with Katie about guys. But somehow she managed to do so without raising suspicion... so she thought. "No..." she said with a sad sigh. "Unfortunately. No interest in the romance department." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-03 02:52 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah. Who has time for guys?" Working as a healer was pretty detrimental to your love life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_flitterbl615 2009-08-03 04:17 am UTC (link)
	"Exactly." Leanne said. She was in the office for ten hours a day most days. And she wasn't even a healer, she was a social worker. Meant long hours and very little social life. "No time for dating." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babybell 2009-08-03 04:26 am UTC (link)
	"We'll get better hours when we're McGonagall's age. By then nobody will want us," Katie joked. "We'll be some fierce cougars, so long as we don't break any hips." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)