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Aaron Abrams was just in the neighborhood (aspidercan) wrote in musings,
@ 2011-05-02 18:38:00

Entry tags:

batman, nightwing, ratchet, robin, spider-man

open vigilante comm
[This comm was sent out last night, at around 11:30 pm.]

Good evening, masks and maskettes, this is Spider-Man welcoming you to another be-hee-youtiful night here in Seattle. Temperature is partly gritty with a 100% chance of criminal ass-kicking. Ladies, if you have any requests, I'm here all night.

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	notjustsidekick 2011-05-02 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Do spiders blush? I guess you learn something new every day. [Contrary to the Bat, he thinks a little amusement is a good thing, especially considering recent events.] Don't let your head get too big, though. I can still hit harder than you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blytech 2011-05-02 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	[For the first time in ages, Bly isn't being a lurking creeper.] New guy, if you need any gizmos and gadgets, hit me up. And friend of Robin's cool in my book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-02 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yep! It's a defense mechanism. [He half-laughs at Robin's rebuttal.] Touche. I'll have to work on that. [The new voice makes him sputter. Gadgets? He's a kid in a candy store.] You're Robin's Secret Santa, aren't you? I might have to send you a list. I promised I've been very nice this year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blytech 2011-05-02 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	[He laughs.] Naw, just Ratchet, man. But lists are cool. I charge, but I try to keep it affordable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-02 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, that's fine. [He mentally runs through his funds.] Something handy like a belt might be good. You know, for keeping important things? I'm pretty much in red pajamas here. It's flexible, but not very conducive to pockets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blytech 2011-05-03 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Let me know your pant size, man, and I'll get you hooked up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-03 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Trying to see if you could fit in them? [He barely manages to keep the laughter out of his voice.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blytech 2011-05-03 12:22 am UTC (link)
	[A muffled wail.] Why does everyone think I'm gay? I like boobs. -A beat.] Unless you're overcompensating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-03 12:23 am UTC (link)
	[Oh, Spidey can sympathize with that.] I think asking for mens' pants sizes is what does it. [After the beat, he lets out a loud hissing laugh that was clearly forced out his nose.] Any other time, I'd say yes, but a belt wouldn't do me much good around my ankles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blytech 2011-05-03 12:24 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, man, sounds like you're doing that deflecting thing. The closet is made of all kinds of wood, from what I've been told. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-03 12:26 am UTC (link)
	If that's the case, why do we say "coming out of the closet"? Wouldn't it make more sense to say "going into the closet"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blytech 2011-05-03 12:30 am UTC (link)
	[...] There's this line, Spiderboy. And I think you just stepped over it. [He's still laughing.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-03 12:34 am UTC (link)
	[He snickers as well, though mild concern about his shenanigans getting out of hand lurks in the back of his mind.] I'll send the line and his family an apology note. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blytech 2011-05-03 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Probably a good plan. The line's family can get pissed when you step on him too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-03 12:41 am UTC (link)
	I'll keep that one in mind, Ratchet. Don't want to make too many enemies on my first day, after all! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commandandlead 2011-05-03 07:21 am UTC (link)
	[...] I know you're new and all Spidey, but I'm making a mental note that you two shouldn't be allowed to talk again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aspidercan 2011-05-03 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Let me guess. Your name is..."The Barrier." Or "Captain Chuckles." Or maybe "The Naysayer." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	commandandlead 2011-05-04 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not a condom, and I hate clowns. But I like The Naysayer. Pretty much sums me up right there. People here call me Pepper. S'a pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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