InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Just like ER."

Derek Hale has a terrible life. (invitoduce) wrote in multifariousic,
@ 2015-12-17 11:15:00

Entry tags:

!network, derek hale (invitoduce)

[ At 8:16am PST/11:16am EST, this video will play for everyone over the age of sixteen. ]

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Not everybody can look like that when they're being frisky, Derek, I look like a deer caught in headlights. It really is so bad. But it's for the greater good, you could be a hero! It's not my fault that your cranium is the size of two men's. It's going to be so fun, we're going to have such a good time. I'm so excited, I've never ever left the country before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	You think you look like that, but you don't know. There is nothing heroic about dressing up like a total douche. Haha shut up. Me too, I'm looking forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, I know. Don't ask me how I know because I'm not telling you, but I know. There is if you're doing it to infiltrate the ultimate douche brigade. Such a big head, though, really. I had to use twice as much yarn. It was a struggle. We're going to dance so hard and pretend to be famous so much, it's going to be magical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I have to, wow, all right. Not happening. You're so full of it. Whoa, time out on the dancing. That's only happening if the plan works out and I get to be famous. I'm willing to make him look stupid, but I'm not willing to subject myself to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

detectivespivot
2015-12-17 08:06 pm UTC (link)

Shut up, it was an experiment! One that had gone horribly wrong!

You're the hero the world needs, though, Derek, this is your calling.

I can't be full of it, all of 'it' is in your head making it huge.

No one will be watching you! And if they are just tell them your name is Tyler, it's fool proof. You can't not dance, especially with me there, you know that by now. Resistance is futile.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Things I never would have suspected about Patty Spivot. It really, really isn't, I promise. Liar haha You know the deal, don't try and bend my rules. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I can be crazy and wild... I'm like, the craziest and wildest person you know! You're disappointing so many people. I'm going to rewrite your rules and you can't do anything about it. And the worst part is, you'll enjoy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, definitely. Without a doubt. I highly doubt that. You think so, but you're wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	You don't sound convinced... Derek. I will cry if you do not dance with me at this concert. Don't make me feel all alone... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you didn't want to cause controversy for the famous people...don't you feel like crying would start rumors? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to make me feel bad about my own emotions too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my God, stop it right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Derek, I've never gotten to go to a concert for my favorite band in another country, I just want a dance partner... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	I know what you're doing, you know, and it isn't going to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I'm asking you for a lot. I even made you a hat for the trip... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Patty, you're forgetting that I've seen you actually upset with me. This is not working. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not upset with you! Just disappointed I guess. It's okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	You're the worst. What time do you wanna go out tonight? PATTY. You know it's just a concert, right? And Lydia's being ridiculous. Right? Right. I don't need to ask that because Lydia's being ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm the very best, actually. I'm free, we can go whenever you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	If you say so. Like eight? Maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're so mean to me, I don't even know why we're friends. I can do eight! I'll just knit a 'dance alone' hat for the time being. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	You made this decision as an adult, I don't know what to tell you. Oh, ha ha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	You were misleading, you were supposed to be nice. It's going to have sequins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	I never said I was nice, you decided that all on your own. Awesome. PATTY. My friend is like freaking out because she saw us talking about the concert and she's convinced you'll think it's like this big deal or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	detectivespivot 2015-12-17 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	That's because you are, I see it. You're not fooling me. DEREK. ...What do you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)