[ She's still looking down at the tablet with a confused expression when the welcome letter goes away and the tablet starts recording. Judith knows how to read, but not very well, so she missed a lot when she was trying. Her southern drawl is obvious because, even surrounded by people with more neutral accents for the past however many months, she hasn't kicked it, yet. ]
...is this another one of them experiments? It ain't even Monday. This is bullshit.