There are few things I find more entertaining than bringing a huge guy to the cops. The last guy got teased so much. If he hadn't tried to stab me and ruined my favorite leather jacket, I may have felt sorry for the son of a bitch.
Probably not.
Definitely not.
The nice thing is that he fetched me a pretty penny so I can replace the jacket and take my girlfriend out on the town. Hello meal in an actual dining establishment and not in the car. I have missed you. Anyone have suggestions? Like I said, it's been a while since I've eaten anywhere that wasn't in a car from a cardboard container.