Five Three Times Jim Kirk Gave Horrible Advice and One Time His Horrible Advice Actually Worked (But Was Still Really Fucking Horrible) by eeyore9990
Pairing(s): Chekov/Random, Sulu/Cupcake (unrequited), Uhura/"Spork", McCoy/Kirk
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Narrative form, language, crack
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: See Title
A/N: For [info]florahart, who gave me the prompts: vegetables, empty pockets, and disco stick. Happy belated birthday!

Podfic: I'm Just A Jealous Guy, read by paraka, written by londondrowning
Fandom: Startrek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Length: 19:19
Link: MP3 | M4B
Archive links: Coming Soon
Summary:"Leonard McCoy is thirty-one and he’s too fucking old to be anybody’s jealous boyfriend."

Switched by withthepilot
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu, Kirk/McCoy (with a twist~)
Word count: 1,393
Notes: Written for the following prompt by [info]moonfoot_gamgee over at a comment!fic party at [info]chulu: "Chekov and McCoy switch bodies. Sulu is baffled, but also amused because McCoy in Chekov's body is kind of hilarious. Shenanigans ensue." I was waiting to post this in case I wanted to make it longer but I think I like it as is.
Warning: Body-switching, as mentioned.
Summary: It's strange for Sulu, seeing his boyfriend in the doctor's body; but it's also somehow alluring.

Elocution by amber
fandom RPF: Star Trek XI
pairing Zach Quinto/Chris Pine.
archived @ AO3.
notes OH MY GOD I WROTE RPF. This is all lies. Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] maiahaha, who is kind of responsible for this weird new obsession. A thousand thankyous and kisses to [personal profile] jeeps for the beta. Written for [community profile] kink_bingo for the prompt: dirty talk. With this on repeat. OH MY GOD I WROTE RPF.

Title: Nothing Can Bring Back The Hour
By: Bridget McKennitt
Pairing: Sulu/Kirk
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 710
Summary: Sulu's normally a private man, but he's willing to give a little.
Contains: No warnings in as far I know that can't be extrapolated from the header itself.
Disclaimer: Star Trek (reboot) is owned by other companies. They are used here without permission, and for entertainment purposes only. No challenge or infringement upon the copyright is intended, nor should any be inferred.
Author's Notes: Written for chromaticvision.

Nothing Can Bring Back The Hour

Technical Difficulties by florahart
Pairings: Kirk/Aliens (at different times)
Rating: R (for sex, and for ridiculous)
Words: 550
A/N: This prompt at the kink meme was five times Jim failed at sex with really alien aliens due to technical difficulties, and one time he didn't. Slightly edited since anon posting; there are TOS and TNG influences and some general ridiculousness. And some questionable definitions of alienness.

Absolute Power by eeyore9990
Fandom: ST: Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/Pike/McCoy
Rating: R
Recipient: [info]celandineb
Prompt: Need
Warnings: Medical kink (sort of), threesome, tense shifts
Word Count: 1306
A/N: For Cel. Thank you so much for your generous donation. Because you've been so patient, I added a very special Reboot bonus. Lens flare included with fic! (Sometimes I amuse even myself.)

Indigenous Flora by ficangel
AUTHOR: Mari
RATING: NC-17 and how.
FANDOM: Star Trek Reboot
PAIRING: Uh. Focus is on Kirk, Sulu, Uhura, and Spock, but you would not be remiss in saying “everyone.”
SUMMARY: This fandom invented sex pollen.
DISCLAIMER: Not my sandbox.
AUTHOR’S NOTES: For the Kink Bingo, under “orgy.”

The Universe, Expanding by froda_baggins
(Uhura, G)
Written for the [info]where_no_woman "How it begins" drabblefest. Prompt: 11. When my third grade teacher told us the universe was infinite and endless, I wrote down her words in my notebook, but I did not believe her.

On Guard by ria_oaks
Rating: G
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Artist's Notes: You said you wanted an action/fighting scene with Kirk and Spock, and I hope this works for you! They're presumably about to fight... something. Or they're just striking heroic action poses, I'm not sure which. :) Enjoy!
Summary Kirk and Spock poised for battle

Flight Plan by saavikam77
Star Trek: Reboot, Kirk/Sulu, adrenaline, skills, thrust

Let Your Dreams Run Free by padawanhilary and telesilla
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot RPF
Genre: slash
Pairing: Chris Pine/Anton Yelchin
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~15,600
Warnings/Spoilers:(skip) BDSM--spanking, rough sex, bondage, cross dressing and consent play.
Summary: When Anton decides that his first time with a guy will be with Chris, he gets more than he expected, in a good way. Chris, in turn, discovers that Anton takes to kink like a duck to water.

Title: Tumbling With A Safety Net
By: Bridget McKennitt
Pairing: Sulu/Kirk, background Uhura/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5746
Summary: Spock couldn't say no to becoming best friends with him if he saved Spock's relationship.
Contains: No warnings in as far I know that can't be extrapolated from the header itself.
Disclaimer: Star Trek (reboot) is owned by other companies. They are used here without permission, and for entertainment purposes only. No challenge or infringement upon the copyright is intended, nor should any be inferred.
Beta: colorful_sin. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

Tumbling With A Safety Net

We Have More Than This In Common by helens78
Pairing: John Cho/Chris Pine
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4495
Disclaimer: HOLY SHIT THIS SO DID NOT HAPPEN. It really does not happen in any version of reality even remotely similar to ours. This is not meant to imply anything about real people anywhere. All made up. No harm meant.
Summary: Chris and John have an interesting shared kink on their resumes, but it takes a tired and slightly punchy Chris to actually bring it up in conversation. When he does, the results are good for everybody.

Star Trek Love #1 by zephre
Rating: G
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Uhura
Notes: Spock/Uhura gets to be #1 because I got tired of all the Spock/Uhura-bashing and general Uhura-bashing in various ST forums, and made art to feel better. I may actually finish a whole series of free-for-all pairings, slash and het. We'll see.

Torn by florahart
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Words: ~1500
Warnings: none
A/N: Inell wanted fic late last night, and prompted ripped jeans.

A Quick Study by garryowen
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Pike/Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Abuse of authority! Disregard for Starfleet regulations! I wouldn’t quite call it dub-con, though. I am my usual softie self.
Summary: By the time of the Enterprise’s first mission, Captain Pike already knew who Hikaru Sulu was. They had exchanged more than names.
Beta by [info - personal] beet. [Any errors you find are mine, since I revised quite a bit after beta.]
I believe this also fulfills my kink bingo "obedience" square.

Title: Dare You To Come
By: Bridget McKennitt
Pairing: Sulu/Kirk
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 500 (100x5)
Summary: Kirk and Sulu loved to find places on the Enterprise to fuck.
Contains: No warnings in as far I know that can't be extrapolated from the header itself.
Disclaimer: Star Trek (reboot) is owned by other companies. They are used here without permission, and for entertainment purposes only. No challenge or infringement upon the copyright is intended, nor should any be inferred.
Author's Notes: Written for bbtp_challenge.

Dare You To Come

Title: Struggled In Vain (Gonna Move You)
By: Bridget McKennitt
Pairing: Sulu/Kirk
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1120
Summary: Kirk and Sulu are infected with alien pollen.
Contains: No warnings in as far I know that can't be extrapolated from the header itself. Sex pollen cliche
Disclaimer: Star Trek (reboot) is owned by other companies. They are used here without permission, and for entertainment purposes only. No challenge or infringement upon the copyright is intended, nor should any be inferred.

Struggled In Vain (Gonna Move You)

A Complete Education, or: How Spock Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sex by chiralove
Beta: [info] angela_snape
Word Count: 4300ish
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (mention of Sulu/Chekov, past Spock/Uhura)
Prompt: this
Warnings: spoilers for the new movie
Disclaimer: Not mine.