Five Three Times Jim Kirk Gave Horrible Advice and One Time His Horrible Advice Actually Worked (But Was Still Really Fucking Horrible) by eeyore9990
Pairing(s): Chekov/Random, Sulu/Cupcake (unrequited), Uhura/"Spork", McCoy/Kirk
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Narrative form, language, crack
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: See Title
A/N: For [info]florahart, who gave me the prompts: vegetables, empty pockets, and disco stick. Happy belated birthday!