Well this is just great Fuck you Captain Obvious One thing those of you who just arrived here might have realized - Morganville is good at keeping it's secrets from the outside world but not really from the people living here.
If any of you were wondering - Captain Obvious was telling the truth when he said I was a vampire. I'm not the danger he wants people to think I am.
Not unless you threaten my roommates[Glass House Residents]This goes without saying but I'm doing it anyway - be careful alright? I'm not the only one of us he named and you all know as well as I do that there are people around here who think that being a "sympathizer" is as bad as being a vampire.
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