andrew hart is anteros and you're not (avengedlove) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-05-07 20:48:00 |
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Current mood: | amused |
Entry tags: | anteros, erato, hebe |
2♣ [voice post]
[At first, all that can be heard is Mariah Carey's 'Fantasy', playing through one chorus before it fades out to a softer volume and Andrew starts speaking.]
Well hello again everyone, it's time for The Love Line with Andrew Hart~ [a 70's porn bass riff can be heard] Oh yes, ladies, gents, and everything in between, tonight we're coming to you late from the station to tackle the subject of sexual fantasies! Now, let me start by saying that I feel having sexy fantasies is healthy, and I don't judge anyone for them. We all need them to get by. However, I'm contractually obligated to point out reality is far more fun and thrilling, which just leads me to think my producers want me to urge y'all to get yo' freak on in a safe and open manner, y'know, make 'em real.
[he pauses, and the sound of pages being flipped can be heard] But first, now I have in front of me a copy of Rachel Groves latest novel Falling Back, [he affects a breathy, faux-seductive tone] which is the tale of a young woman reunited with her high school sweetheart at their 10th reunion whose lives are turned upside when they discover they're reincarnated soulmates - with a dangerous enemy determined to kill him and claim her as his own.
Well, mercy me! Having read the novel, I give Ms. Groves props for writing the type of sex scenes that'll have you visualizing more than you might feel comfortable with, but let's be honest -- if the success of Harlequin Romance novels is any indication it's obvious people like their well-crafted smut, and thankfully while this is plenty smutty the plot is decent too. Pick it up, support a fellow reincarnate.
[he flicks a few switches and the uncensored lyrics to Ludacris' What's Your Fantasy start playing in the background] We'll be taking callers no, no subject is taboo. I'll also be dishing about advice privately, no names required, just filter it to Andrew, Andy, Drew, or even The Hart Doctor. [the music gets louder as Andrew waits for comments and questions]
(ooc: Questions submitted will be treated as anonymous unless otherwise specified)