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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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Santa Baby [voice] [13 Dec 2011|12:08am]
[ mood | worried ]
[ music | Naya Rivera - Santa Baby ]

[At first, all that can be heard is some soft humming followed by both feminine and masculine laughter. Anyone who has heard Euterpe or Lancelot speak might recognize it, however it soon becomes clear that the speakers are either oblivious to their voices being broadcast, or don't care.]

Thank you again for helping decorate the common rooms, I think we really outdid ourselves this season. [There's the murmured, accented sound of a man speaking.]

Oh, do you mind telling me how I sound? We're supposed to be doing Christmas songs at work, and I think I found something that would suit me. [She waits for his answer, before speaking again.] Alright, promise you'll be honest. If I suck I can take it.

[At that, she takes a deep breath and then launches into Santa Baby.]


[13 Dec 2011|11:32am]
Am I the only one who thinks it's messed up that the dining hall isn't open in the middle of the night? Like normal people don't get up in he middle of the night craving a bowl of rice or some miso soup or a huge block mountain little tofu?. Can I just say that if we were in Japan, all I'd have to do would be to walk around the corner to a shrine somewhere and have a midnight snack because you know damn well that real foxes don't actually eat tofu and all that food is really for me?

And it would be fresh. And there would be green tea. And maybe some dango. And mochi.

Does anyone at least have a rice cooker that I can have borrow? Mine broke while I was moving in, and this is a matter of life or death.







Oh, also. I'm London.
P.S. Roomie, can we trade beds? I need to be by the window.
P.P.S. Professor Rawr, I brought you something cute and delicious from home and put it in your office. Go eat it.

2 Fights [13 Dec 2011|01:21pm]
[Filtered to Jacquie]

Lovely Sister,
Would you like to join me for lunch?

i. [13 Dec 2011|07:36pm]
Another semester is upon us so I would like to extend a welcome to students, faculty, and staff.

For those new to the university, I am Professor Travere and I am the Dean of the Department of Business as well as the founder of the Montenegro University Fencing Academy. My office hours are posted in the department though the department secretary can arrange an appointment if necessary and pass along messages.

For those of you who are taking business management this term, the syllabus is now available online and the required text will be available in the bookstore shortly. There is no excuse to not be prepared the first day of class.


[Filter: Set]
I trust you received my instructions.


[Email to Faculty]

The faculty cocktail party for the spring semester will be held Saturday, December 17th at 7pm at my estate. For those of you who are new to the university, know that this is is a formal event.

[Address attached]


[Filter: Hathor and Sekhmet]

I have made arrangements for you both to stay the night Friday if you both would like.

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