Iris / Blythe Collins (element_sky) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-03-18 19:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | [event], [minilog], amdusias, angrboða, belphegor, fenrir, iris, psyche, terpsichore |
[Despite being unable to shake the feeling of tispiness, Blythe went to the Ambrosia Diner to interview with a manager and somehow - miraculously - was given a job. In a fit of unadulterated, yellow, tipsy happiness, Blythe raced back to her apartment, tied on her own pair of old rollerskates, slathered tribal war paint all over her person, and sprinkled handfuls of glitter in her pinned-up hair. From there, she skated all over the school campus, loudly singing songs by the Beatles and making a note to stop and hug every single person she came across. (Truly every. Single. Person.)
...Except for Fenrir, whom she approached with joyous guile, and while appearing to be sweeping him into a friendly embrace, she instead kneed him square in the crotch. Laughing at his stunned form, she took off skating as quickly as she could as he soon made chase, finally finding herself in the school's library.]
Is this - I'm here! It took me...24, 34, 47, a gajillion times to remember my password. The commputer snapped at me. Made angry noises.
I think he's going to kill me! He is, he's going to find out I'm hiding here and he's going to kill me! He's going to hear the angry commmputer and then he's going to kill me.
He had it coming.
But it's so much fun.
Did everyone like my hugs!? I HAVE SO MANY OF THEM! I don't know what to DO with them all!
ZAAAAAAACK! I'm hiding in the library, come and get me! Hurry, before he kills me! Hit him with your car! Split splat roadkill.
Oh wait...uhhhhohmygosh. How do I backspace. How do I do anything!?
I'm going to the girl's bathroom. He can't go in there. Wash the paint off, maybe? Then he'll never recognize me because I will be a body of water. I didn't wear a bra again. Oh well. I should plan for being killed more often!
I'm a ninja, here I go! Maybe.