Hello there! I'm Jackie. My apologies for being late to the party, but I was New Years-ing (Yes, that's totally a verb now. I'm a teacher. I can totally do that.) it up with the Beast. He is a very demanding Beast, you must understand, so being productive had to temporarily be put on hold. Alas. But he's sleeping now, so: HELLO! Nice to meet you!
This here is Adrianne - otherwise knows as Ariadne of Crete, Our Lady of Bad Decisions.
Seriously. The moniker applies no matter what incarnation we're talking about. Life Choices: Less than Optimal. It's kind of sad, really. But, yes, this one ran away from home to New York City at sixteen - with a boy that gambled away her cash and dumped her via text (Thanks, buddy!) - where she ended up working for a drag-queen and basically letting down every single expectation that her parents had ever set for her. Whoops.
Anyway! In short: Ariadne is a cranky, sarcastic thing with some serious trust issues. And in possession of a lot more bark than bite, really. (Not that she'd go around advertising that particular detail.) She's majoring in business, is way too practical, and seriously needs to lighten the hell up. Any help with this would be most appreciated. By me. Probably not by her - but that's just tough, now isn't it?